VIDEO: JAMES DEEN MURDERS THE AVN AWARDS

It seemed like POPPORN was finally over. We all breathed a collective sigh of relief. We could go back to our honest trades and forget about the degenerate raconteurs invading every nook and crevice of our collective existence since we first happened upon the porn industry. We could learn to live with what we had done to the world while running this award-winning and critically praised porn-themed website. We could move on.

Then James Deen arrived and shot everything to hell.

Go figure.

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BEST RED CARPET COVERAGE EVER

That is all. Please make James Deen have a TV show doing this.

want thingamabobs? I got plenty

little mermaid? aladdin? toast? oh god I just fell in love.

Love James Deen

Wow. Please marry James Deen. You can cheat on me..fuck anyone, stay in porn, hell- I'll join! Just marry me? Or fuck me..hell I'll take a fiery kiss. Man..I guess I'll settle for a conversation with James Deen?

Screw it, I'm going into porn!
Let's see.. I have a few porn names in mind..look out world, I'm coming!
(Look out James Deen, it's for you haha)
It seemed like so much fun! James Deen can hump me as he sings a whole new world and part of your world mixed. Dang, he needs to get educated on his Disney. He was watching the wrong toons as a child. <33
Toast, disney, humping, James Deen, sexy woman, and more sexy men..that sounds like a good time.

PLEASE

Oh, please, oh please ohplease post more footage! This can't be all of it! I want to see if it is actually possible for me to fall more in love with James Deen. (Probably not, because this was the cutest, most lovable thing ever.)

Look you animals...

We have plenty of more footage of James doing his best to irritate and annoy the entire adult industry population. More importantly, however, put your hormones away. GAWD! This is journalism not a brothel.

- Not Fade Away

It may not be a brothel...

It may not be a brothel... but does that mean that it's already journalism?

Wow, so the Legends about the Young James-Deen-Fangirls are true.. I thought this species is only coming to light in a safe environment like his blog, but here they are roaming free in the wild open nature? Well, why not :) Do it, show us more of The Deen.

You think this is an example

You think this is an example of James Deen fangirling...try searching his name on tumblr. it's actually awesome that despite the stereotype that only men watch porn, clearly so many young women( they're not all teens) are watching and getting off on it too.