For all you nut jobs out there who don't believe in evolution, researchers at Duke have shown how close man truly is to his simian ancestors.

Monkeys like porn.

Mental Floss reported on the experiment: The monkeys (actually adult male rhesus macaques, awww) were placed in front of computer screens and shown images of low-status males (the Joey Nickels of the monkey hierarchy) and female monkey asses. If the monkeys doing the looking looked at the loser males they got extra juice. If they gazed at the female monkey butts (most likely thinking nasty thoughts) they got less or no juice. Yet just like us, the monkeys refused the extra juice so they could look at female monkey hind quarters (a/k/a rhesus pieces of ass).

And believe it or not, there also seem to be monkey sluts! Animal Behavior magazine reported that male macaques in Indonesia were willing to groom their females in return for sex. What kind of grooming? You should hear the sounds a female monkey makes during a Brazilian wax.

Yes, sooner or later, ladies, the monkeys are coming after you...and you thought we were bad!

THE BEAST

KING KONG