Brian Street Team is dead. Killed by a falling Wurlitzer jukebox, dopped from a nearby window by some clumsy movers while Brian happened to be strutting along underneath unaware of the danger capriciously teetering above his head. Citizens rushed to his aid, but were too late as the impact of the organ crushed Street Team's body almost entirely, with the exception of his left arm, which somehow avoided impact. In his left hand was his iPhone, which is said to have been in the process of googling the historic 1981 SNL performance by the legendary punk outfit Fear, which may have caused a momentarily lapse in awareness that sadly, prevented the rising pornographic star from noticing the vintage musical novelty careening towards him.

"Brian never had the greatest awareness of the world around him," said AVN-award winning auteur Lee Roy Myers, who had recently worked with Street Team on the POPPORN-written comedy Pink Lips (which will actually be coming out soon, probably). "one day while we were shooting the Tron parody, five different ladders fell on him during the course of an hour, despite the fact that it was Ladder Awareness Day, a well known adult industry tradition. Hate to say I saw this coming."

Brian is survived by a Bossk, one-year old dog named after a bounty hunter, and Lucy Vonne, Brian's significant other and sometime POPPORN contributor.

Anyway, when we heard that he got croaked, we remembered this video of him that we never edited. So there.

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