VIDEO - ON THE TOWN WITH SPOCK BUCKTON


So, as we've said, Spock didn't get any fuckin' action at the big fuckin' party last week. That's a drag, an injustice and an act of cruelty than only the fiercest of facejobs could rectify. But it makes you wonder...if BUCKTON wasn't getting face in the bathroom, what was he getting? He was getting fuckin' primo party footage, that's what!

Since the video fuckin' speaks for itself, we're gonna fuckin' shut the fuckin' fuck up and get back to what we do best - whacking off at our desks.

Then we're gonna go get fuckin' hammered at National Mechanics.

Other party films of interest:

SUBURBAN SEX PARTY 4


HOUSE PARTY (one of MEAT BALL's very favorite films)


HARDCORE PARTYING 11

Comments

Where are Kate's boobs?

Kate Hate: What the fuck... why did we see everyone's tits, but yours?

honestly....i'm not sure.

honestly....i'm not sure. but you did get some primo footage of me admitting to a rape. good thing the statue of limitations is up on that one! next time, i promise the girls will come out....perhaps at kinky quizzo????

FUCKIN YEAH!

Way to use the phrase "primo footage", Kate!

god

i'm totally uh like, a girl that like lives in the like valley.

LOL

"we don't want to fucking cuddle!" haha...i love you Kate!

i love youuuu and i'd let

i love youuuu and i'd let you cuddle!!

Looks to me like the only

Looks to me like the only thing Kate hates is sobriety

uh, yeah i would say that is

uh, yeah i would say that is def true. sobriety and rude people. and bad sex.

Philly represent!

Upholding our reputation as the hardest-drinking town in the nation! Holy shit, the popporn girls have a low tolerance.

LOW FUCKING TOLERANCE?!!!!

i had a half a bottle of jack before i got there and about ten shots at the party! plus what the fuck does that mean anyway!??? i would have done all of that shit sober!

That's the spirit, Lex!

- Not Fade Away