SPOCK BUCKTON GETS NONE - POPPORN MOURNS!

What's a guy to do? You work hard all week, you groom a perfect 'stache and you get rip-roaringly wasted on whiskey only to find that, "The Ladies" seem to be more interested in each other than you. Sure, it could be the reek of alcohol sweat dripping from every pore on your body or the radically (possibly racially?) offensive hand gestures you make involving your 'stache that steers them clear but Spock, we love you buddy. Fight the good fight...at least they let you watch...

Lexi found herself a sexy girlfriend and we hope we see her again!



I'm not sure you're supposed to wait your turn...


Woah.


Spock, c'mon don't be so surprised, it's happened before...


Seriously? The arm reach thing is not gonna work...


Woah.


Look, by working with angles it looks like Spock is sort of, "on" the girls and interviewing them...sad...


Just pissed.

Thanks to Kevin Daugherty for these classy photos!

Comments

Holy fuck, get that girl on

Holy fuck, get that girl on your site! I def want to see more of her, she's beautful!

You can't even see her but

You can't even see her but for the side of her face, what if she is horrible scarred on the other side like two face?

Look...

I was right behind that camera and I will tell you that the girl in the photos with Lexi is sexy as hell...it's fer real!

- Not Fade Away

i was pretty fucking drunk....

but i know that girl is fucking HOT! i saw her myspace pics the next day . :) no but really, i would totally fuck her asshole with my tongue and i only do that to the hottest girls.... and boys who make me.

you would be surprised how many boys make me do that....weird.

-saving the world's water supply by taking your toilet's place
lexi

Aw, Spock. I, too, hate the

Aw, Spock. I, too, hate the no tasty-fingers of humble pie.

The only reason

I wasn't trying to get in on that lez-session was because I'm totally getting blown by a bunch of Jersey chicks in these pics. You just can't see them.

Math

Shots of whiskey > Shots of girls making out

FACT