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VIDEO: ON THE TOWN WITH SPOCK BUCKTON (FEATURING STOYA)

Mon, 05/12/2008 - 2:49pm — MEAT BALL

As we've previously mentioned several times (because you motherfuckers don't seem to get the picture), POPPORN.com recently partied fucking hard at our favorite bar. Spock, Bangs, Kate, Astrid, Yenna and our superstar way-too-good-for-us columnist Stoya™ were all there, making sure the night was as fucking magnificent as it could possibly be.

Honestly, this video pretty much speaks for itself. The only thing you really need to know going in is that Manuel Ferrara is the greatest straight male lovemaker in porn. Or so we've been told. No offense to Tommy Gunn, who is also said to be quite the lovemaker (even though Kate hates his nutsack).

While we don't like to own up to our shortcomings, we feel obligated to point out that one thing our episode lacks is footage of Stoya fucking people (though we do have some shots of her licking Astrid's tits). To make up for this cruel injustice, we offer these magnificent Digital Playground motion pictures, each one full of Stoya's pretty vagina (and a-hole):


STOYA: VIDEO NASTY


CHEERLEADERS


STOYA: SEXUAL FREAK

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Comments

Mon, 05/12/2008 - 3:26pm — Anonymous (not verified)

Is that girl drunk? If so,

Is that girl drunk? If so, she's my kind of girl!

Mon, 05/12/2008 - 6:02pm — Stoya

yes

yes. that chick is drunk. we were all drunk. yay alcohol

Mon, 05/12/2008 - 7:37pm — Jeff (not verified)

oh man spock

I love you man... You need to have the TLA team create a Manuel Ferrara mask. Stoya was going to have her hair pulled out of her head, arms pinned behind her back, and his fat french cock up her rectum, as she looked back and told him how much she loved having him in her ass (the study hall scene from Cheerleaders for all you wankers out there)... You, on the other hand, were thought to be MEAT BALL and Stoya got as scared as a puppy dog at the thought that you might "touch around" her vagina... I came to this site for the eye candy, but continue for the humor... keep up the good work, and maybe get it up to make Stoya happy.
BTW:

  1. Girls didn't behave that way in my day either, not that there is anything wrong with that.
  2. There was only going to be "one" Matrix, but the damn thing made so much money the studio said make another - which then got "cut in half" to form a "trilogy" (at least Lucas had the episodes written out before he went looking for backing).
  3. As I said here, every girl has a vagina and many will let you put yourself inside their anus. Whether you were sincere or not sincere Spock, I too want to know what is going on behind those beautiful cat eyes of Stoya... besides what, where, who, and how she gets cock.