And the hits just keep rollin'...

Last week, BUCKTON and I were out in Los Angeles to shoot our upcoming Official Revenge of the Nerds Parody. It's coming out in April and ended up being one insane shoot. There's really too much that went wrong on set to try and explain, however, for everything that went wrong, there was a mutually rewarding thing that went right to make up for it. While the shoot days were long and pretty grueling, we were able to snap a few sweet photos from set to show to you here. Thankfully, BUCKTON stepped in to describe what's going on in each of these photos because frankly, I was accidentally roofied on set and spent most of the time trying to pick up on inanimate objects. Odd. Nonetheless, this movie is going to be pretty fucking epic and we'll be giving you updates pretty regularly as we go into post-production. And off we go...

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Photo by Jeff Koga
BUCKTON's been "trying" to stay in slightly better shape lately, but you don't get a lot of time to work out on set... especially if you don't fuck for a living. So, if your only opportunity to squeeze in a few push-ups happens to be on top of Lily LaBeau, Anthony Rosano and Marco Banderas - SO FUCKIN' BE IT!
PS: Brooklyn Lee is CLEARLY checking out BUCKTON's nutsack from behind.

Photo by Jeff Koga
Brian Bangs and Dane Cross have had a trying relationship, and they actually broke up two days before production on "Nerds" began. But, like all long-term lovers, they wanted to try to make it work. Here they are making a "pros and cons" list about their 3-year, incredibly homosexual love affair....

Just kidding, they're not dicksuckers - theyr'e just going over the "Nerds" script. Well, maybe Dane's a dicksucker - but that's totally cool.... but he's not... not a dicksucker, that is. Or is he??? No, no he's really not.

Photo by Jeff Koga
The incredibly mighty Lee Bang and the kinda-mighty Brian Bangs discuss Lee's performance as the uber-mighty U.N. Jefferson. Just before this photo was taken, Lee was telling Brian how much he liked flowers. In the background of this shot, you can see U.N.'s assistant, portrayed by Terrance Howard.

The lovely Raven Alexis taking a break from getting fucked on the moon... well, not really the moon - it's more like a re-imagining of the moon. We wanted to shoot on the actual moon, but Obama won't let us because we didn't let him play U.N. Jefferson in this movie.

Photo by Jeff Koga
Poindexter (Ralph Long), Booger (Spock BUCKTON), Louis (Dane Cross), Takashi (Robert De Niro) and Gilbert (Michael Vegas) prepare to meet the head of Lambda Lambda Lambda, U.N. Jefferson (offscreen - played by Samuel L. Jackson).

Photo by Jeff Koga
BUCKTON takes a moment to himself to regret leaving Cake Making School to persue a career in the pornographic arts. Can't download a cake!

Photo by Jeff Koga
As always, romance is in the air when Bangs and BUCKTON are around. Lily LaBeau might say differently...

Louis banging Betty on our moon set. To make conditions more "moon like" we lowered the temperature in the studio to -153°C and got rid of all oxygen while camera was rolling. Don't let anyone tell you that porn stars don't suffer for their art.

Photo by Jeff Koga
Sophia Santi (Sally... I think?), Poindexter, BUCKTON and Dana DeArmond (Ginger... I think?) share a laugh while we block out their upcoming threeway. Well, Sophia and BUCKTON are sharing a laugh, at least. It kinda looks like Dana wants to kill us... which would make sense since we had just threatened to kill her because she wouldn't take part in our taco-eating contest.

Raven Alexis, once again in character as Betty, the main cheerleader in the flick. She's really purty... and she smells like that sauce that you put on top of stuff. You know? That GOOD sauce?

Lily LaBeau (nerd girl Judy) unfortunately lost a whole bunch of money on set and, by God, we looked everywhere for it. Turns out she had it crammed up her snatch for some reason. So, Marco Banderas had to stick his fuckin' face up there to get it out. How else do you get bucks out of a cunt???

Ladies and gentlemen... I give you Marco Banderas as Ogre (at this point in the flick he had already turned Nerd... and YES, we know that Ogre doesn't officially go "full nerd" until the end of Nerds in Paradise, so don't go getting all nit picky on us you goddamn geeks) Marco's performance as Ogre is, far and away, the best acting performance we have ever seen. It's also, bar none, the best acting performance we have ever seen.

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