As you probably aren't aware, POPPORN recently passed our third anniversary. It went by with little to no fanfare, mostly because we've alienated way too many of you fuckers of the course of the past 1,095 days or so (and even we occasionally reach a limit to our braggadocio). But regardless, it was a milestone of sorts. So what better way to celebrate than to revisit the subject of our very first public feud, Madame Dana DeArmond?
We've been attempting to get Dana in one of our movies ever since we first started making movies, a year or two ago. We got really, really close to getting her to fuck her brains out in last year's How to Be a Ladies Man, but it apparently wasn't destined to be (Tony Flush had to step in at the last minute). In short, we've got a gaping holes in our lives where Dana DeArmond should be.
But at least we've got her on our site. It's not an epic sexual performance, but it's something. And it involves arm wrestling.