ALSO NEW THIS WEEK - THE DOLL UNDERGROUND (VIVID-ALT)


Surprise.

Yeah, we know. We already had our pick of the week. What can we say? We really love pornography. We love it so much that we just had to pick a second porno flick to review this week. We had to. There was no choice.

The truth is, Lexi and Kate showed up at our offices stoned as fuck, demanding that we grab the camera and find some reason to score some footage of the two of 'em making out. The POPPORN staff was already busy watching The Doll Underground (and having on of those group whackin' sessions), so we figured we'd go ahead and review it as long as we were already beating off to it (and discussing the political and social ramifications of the film). Why not?

The Doll Underground, comes to you from Vivid-Alt, who are kind of like if regular Vivid movies were about a hundred times filthier and had at least one bathroom scene per movie. This movie's described by the studio as "a call for young women to rise up from their homogenized suburban environments and unite against the tyranny of big business", which is in no way contradicted by the fact that it's owned and distributed by Vivid.

So go ahead and watch it, keeping in mind that LEXI FLASHES HER PUSSY DURING THIS REVIEW.


THE DOLL UNDERGROUND

Comments

Holy Shit!

By far the hottest review yet, the girls should be drunk (or whatever the fuck they were on) every time. Does anyone know where i can get a gas mask?

Why...

Yes!

Domming with Snark!
Ms. Astrid

Um, why bother with the

Um, why bother with the video, just let the girls make out the whole time man!

Wait for it....

FUCK YOU, ANONYMOUS!

who the fuck is LEXY?

you can't be referring to me because i'm pretty sure, even in my pill haze, that my name is spelled with an I. Got that? an I. that is the letter that comes between H and J.

really folks, who the hell do i have to fuck to get my name spelled correctly?

That I can't say for sure...

But at the very least, you and Kate's vaginas are touching. And really, that's what's important!

Mmmm. :)

Domming with Snark!
Ms. Astrid

ME! ME! ME!

Fuck me, Miss LaVey. Fuck. Me. I'll spell your name with whatever letters you want. I'll even throw an umlaut on that shit if that's what it takes. Just fuck me.

... not that I'm desperate or anything. Do I seem desperate? I'm not desperate.

Fuck me.

FUCKOS

You got that right lexey. Lern the alphabet, FUCKOS!

Lexi...

MEAT BALL is not known for his spelling. Next time you see him, just smack him.

- Not Fade Away

Talking Points

1) The subliminal muck dooze is almost worse than hearing about Spock eating his jit
2) No offense to Vivid for trying something different, but why would anyone pay to see tattooed Gen-Y girls getting it on? That shit goes down for free everywhere, and not just on popporn.
3) Since the film is so boring, thanks for upping the gratuitious content with Kate and Lexi. Kept me interested. This shit never happened on "At the Movies" with Dixie Whatley.

Seriously, I want to hump

Seriously, I want to hump both those girls...both!

this thing was bonerless

i watched this recently and i gotta say i found it totally unappealing. while some of the girls were really cute, Eon tends to make flicks that are just bad to watch.