Okay, motherfuckers. It's time to introduce someone new.

This week, POPPORN.com is prouder than a punch in the nutsack to introduce Astrid. She's beautiful and friendly, she's got great zoobs and apparently she likes to hurt guys. Also, she seems to enjoy pills and weed. All of which we wholeheartedly support. You've briefly seen her in some humorous and sexy photos a week or so ago, but fuck all that. It's time we got up close and personal and saw what really makes this woman tick, and the only way we know how to do that is to review some goddamned pornography.

This week's pick is a cum-gloved gem from Zero Tolerance, entitled Fishnets 8. This movie's got it all. It's got tons of gorgeous ladies getting fucked in the shithole. It's got a beautiful mansion. It's got Mick Blue. It's got Sasha Grey spitting cum into a glove. And it's got a lot of fishnet stockings (which Astrid says aren't really fishnets at all - WTF?).

It's a great fucking film, and our review of it is even better. Watch that shit and then click below to get your fix of butt smut in thigh highs:

FISHNETS 8