I just read that Wicked Pictures is getting all set to let loose an all new couples based line of pornographic films. Now, forgive my ignorance, but I was sort of under the impression that Wicked already made couples films. I mean, isn’t that the case? Are these new movies going to mostly fully clothed images of people hugging?
According to the company line, this new batch of porno will focus on “romantic situations and genuine feelings between attractive female and male leads with palpable chemistry, and delivers deeper layers of intimacy and emotional connection”.
I gotta say, that sounds HOT.
I’m certainly not trying to give Wicked a hard time. I’m actually a fairly big fan of their movies. I mean, I need to be in the right mood, but from time to time I enjoy a higher level of production values in my porn. And I’m not usually into the Evil Angel style hardcore gonzo stuff that’s so popular these days. I’ve got nothing against it, but it’s just not my thing. Aside from that, I don’t particularly give a fuck about whether or not somebody’s wearing a jimmy-hat. I suppose that makes me a pussy but hey, what else is new. I’ve mentioned my love for high-octane epics like 2040 numerous times and I’ll stand by it, because that movie’s fucking BOSS.
However, the point I was trying to make is this: whether or not you’re a big fan of the porno Wicked puts out, I think it’s pretty safe to say that they’re among the tamer porn concerns out there. I mean, when New Sensations started their Romance line, I thought “Okay, this is something that’s new for them". Same thing with Elegant Angel’s Club 59 line. But, man, I can’t really imagine what a tamer Wicked movie would look like. Can you?
No buttfuckin’, I guess? Eighty minutes of poetry interlaced with shots of girls in lingerie? Maybe no penetration altogether? Perhaps the video equivalent of a smutty novel? Maybe each video will feature an actual legally-binding wedding ceremony before each sex scene?
Heck, I dunno, but I’m curious to see. I like anything that seems out of the norm, even if it’s moving in a safer direction. I can’t imagine anything I see here will particularly wow me, but I haven’t seen a whole lot of porno in the past few years that wows me as it is. That’s not necessarily the fault of porno makers, it’s just that I tend to become very quickly bored and don’t get wowed easily. Unless Matt Fraction’s writing it, in which case it’s wow-city, but that’s beside the point.
So what the heck. Let's get snuggly.
BONUS: My ideas for new couples-oriented titles:
Okay, that's all.