A few days ago, we posted a story about Mick Blue being arrested and sentenced to hard time for assaulting a toll booth operator. As is often the case with material on POPPORN, well...well, we made this story up.

We thought it would be funny. It was the sort of thing that we usually call a joke. We tend to make a lot of them, and we most certainly did not mean any harm, especially to our good friend Mick Blue, a man who continues to be one of the consistently strongest male performers in the adult cinema industry.

So, to Mick Blue and any of Mick's close friends and family, we're truly sorry for any inconvenience and grievances this may have caused you. Again, Mick Blue has not been arrested for assaulting any public service officers, and he, in fact, has not assaulted anyone at all, as far as we can gather.

As for the rest of you...frankly, I can't quite fathom the fact that anyone believed that this "news" was real. For one thing, we've got that disclaimer right at the top of our site that we often refer to - the one that states that we're not a news site and we often get the facts wrong on purpose and all that good stuff.

In addition to that, please remember that we are the same site who recently claimed that:

1. Prominent mainstream cinematographer Roger Deakins had forsaken his lucrative career shooting Academy-Award winning films to collaborate on a porn film with us (only to leave the project after being bested in a swordfight with Mike Quasar).
2. Milton Berle, a man who has been quite severely dead since 2002, has been named CEO of Private Media.
3. AVN Award-winning performer Tori Black is absolutely, without a doubt, the owner of the Red Robin restaurant chain.
4. Legendary performer Lee Stone had lost his life while heroically defending his T-Shirt store in Pasadena.

At the time of writing any of these articles, I would have thought that no one in their right mind could possibly believe any of them. But shit, an ever growing segment of our population believes that Barack Obama somehow snuck into our country illegally and was elected president without a background check so that he could further his mission of cosmic jihad. So I guess there's no telling what folks will believe.

Just keep in mind. First and foremost, POPPORN is a crew of benevolent jokesters. Please take whatever we say with a grain of salt, for what we say is more often than not, entirely without merit. Except when we're asking for money.

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