As you may know, from time to time we here at POPPORN stumble across new performers in the industry that sort of make us go, "Holy smoke!" They are typically the kind of gals that we imagine could easily have walked out of the pages of a comic book. You know, all perfect lines and great shading. Other times, it's a little nipper that just humps like all get out and we immediately think to ourselves, "Man, we HAVE to work with her sometime" or "We have to at least twitter stalk her!" Luckily, we usually do get to work with them by either interviewing them for this here site, or somehow managing to convince them to appear in one of our adult productions proving that we aren't all that creepy once you meet us.
Either way, we get to them. Chicks dig us, even when they don't actually know us. It's probably our rapier wit and charming sense of abandon. God knows it's not our looks. Although, BUCKTON does tell me that I look like a more handsome Scott Summers from time to time, NICE!
Anywho, we recently stumbled across a young lady named Lily LaBeau and we're pretty much dumb-smitten. We pretty much know nothing about her other than the fact that she's 19 which means she was born when Nevermind came out...ouch... and we're not about to spend any serious time doing research. Who are we, Fox News? Oh, wait...
Well, whatever. Let's just say that it's Friday and we're happy to judge our opinions completely on superficial things like appearance and ability to have sex on camera.
Lily LaBeau is both beautiful and sexy and she seems to have sex on camera successfully. Lily...you will be ours. Oh yes, you will be.
Meanwhile, let's stop talking and instead, stare at that which is beautiful.
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