I guess we lied. We didn't quit doing POPPORN. Obviously. I mean, we posted a new article yesterday. And we have a new video today. So, yeah...I guess we're back. We're sorry.

And hey, what better way to return than with our absolute drunkest video ever?

It was hard to stay away when we heard that Eclectic Blue (also sometimes known as Alektra Blue) was in town, especially because her brethren at Wicked Pictures has disrespected us so horribly and forced us to temporarily quit the business. See, much like the arrogant young whelp of yore, Lord Bullingdon, we felt that regardless of the time passed, it was our right and mayhap even our duty to demand satisfaction from Wicked Pictures, even if we had to demand it from one of the few contract stars in their care who hadn't yet wronged us.

Of course, it turned out that Alektra pretty much beat the fuck out of BUCKTON anyway. So we didn't get much satisfaction.

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