If there's one thing we love around here, it's Playboy. Sure, we work in the adult profession where men and women strip down to their birthing costumes and proceed to insert not only each other but random objects into the numerous orifices contained within the human anatomy. This is done in an attempt to generate some amount of secretion that, in theory, should lead to pro-creation but due to scientific advancements in hormonal control and the occasional abortion, is simply induced for the pure joy of seeing someone get, "cummed up."

Frankly, we love every minute of it.

But that's what we do for a living! In our free time? Well, we like to sit down with a piping hot cup of Chamomile tea, curl up with a comfy afghan and read our favorite men's magazine, Playboy. Sure, some might say Playboy isn't really the most entertaining read and is pretty much devoid of any real sexuality instead favoring glammed up barbie photos and a lot of advertisements. In fact, some might say that to enjoy Playboy one would almost certainly need to be geriatric or at least close to death. But dang nabbit, it's just all of those incredible articles and witty little cartoons that keep us coming back for more.

However, as we age, our joints tend to become more sensitive and not as flexible. Thus, reading a heavy, softcore magazine can be difficult. At best we can usually flip through 2 or 3 pages of ads for fine Men's watches or Tanqueray before we have to put the heavy mess down, trolley ourselves off to the early-bird special at Diane's Feather Inn and poop our pants. But then holy smokes, we get word that Playboy has gone and launched themselves a brand new blog on the interweb that we can read! TERWILLIKERS!

That's right, Playboy has launched TheSmokingJacket.com a totally SAFE FOR WORK blog where you can read in-depth features like:

Mel Gibson: Next Steps
10 Bro No-Nos
Finally! Stallone Serenades in Rambo: The Musical
Snoop Digs the New “Mafia II” Lamp

There's even an enchanting video intro from the diaper himself, Hugh Hefner! We have no idea what he means exactly when he says that, "...Next to the mansion (TheSmokingJacket.com) is the best place to hang on the planet." but then again, we can only eat cream corn thanks to solid food blocking up our upper GI tract like a babies arm.

Sure you crazy kids may dig on hot sex that is filmed in the raw, explicitly showing you the deeper, cavernous nature of the female rectum, or maybe you like blogs with some nudity and humor, but we'll take a totally awesome, totally safe for work Playboy blog that tells us how to properly hang with our, "Bros" any day of the week.

Anyway, it's 3:30 in the afternoon and we go to bed at 4 so we should at least try to poop something out of our dehydrated and slowly constricting lower intestine...where the hell is our prune juice?

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