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As I'm sure you're all well aware, dommes get bored very easily. That's why we're dommes, stupid, you bore me, so I get annoyed and thus painful things ensue!
Said boredom may lead to bad behavior on the dommes' parts, such as beat-downs, vicious teasing, or just plain hilarious moments. The following photo essay falls into the last category; it was produced through drug use and some staggering bad composition ability by one domme "photographer." Enjoy!
Ahhh, a classic boobs and bush shot!
As usual, my head is the largest thing in the room.
Querty pads are hard when you're loaded. It's real.
Immediately after this shot, we rolled around the floor, laughing about how hideous the bottom of the chair was for ~10 minutes.
Cheers for domination and intoxication!
Nice face, dumbass.
Comments
Hot
Hot, but do me one favor, drop the fuckin' panties
You know what's "hot?"
Wanting. It's very hot :)
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Ms. Astrid
wanting is probably the
wanting is probably the hottest thing imaginable. to me anyway.
YER BOTH WRONG
the hottest thing there is is NO FUCKIN TEETH
Math
Having > Wanting. Fact.
wow
To be honest, the bottom of that chair is pretty fuckin' funny.
Exactly what we thought.
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Ms. Astrid
Thanks!
For the new girl...she's beautiful!
What's the necklace say and
What's the necklace say and is that what Adrenalynn has tattooed around her butt hole? COULD THERE BE A CONNECTION!?
(necklace)
I think the necklace says "BUCKTON RULES". I could be wrong, though.
Yes, you are.
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Ms. Astrid
it says "post modern". i
it says "post modern". i know because astrid is my mommy. in a weird fucked up two hot girls one's a domme one's a stripper and i need her to take care of me kind of way. she's also younger than me which makes it even more bizzaro.
Ummm...
I think it says Bangs for Mayor...
- Not Fade Away
not everything is about you
not everything is about you brian.
I would totally like to hang
I would totally like to hang out with this girl. I enjoy the taste of leather, fingers in my ass and overall, complete and total torture.
Sounds like we'd be best friends :)
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Ms. Astrid
This is why your safe word
This is why your safe word should never be something really funny. All it takes is one shout of "Queef!" and your domme starts to lose it.
That said, it's really neat to see what goes on behind the scenes. Never seen girls letting their hair down like that.
Very nice...
but whose mansion was this shot in? And by that, I mean who owns the mansion that you shot these pics in? Also, what is the owner's name?
Dear Ms. Astrid... Is it
Dear Ms. Astrid...
Is it possible for you to tie me to my grandmothers four poster bed that she left to me when she died. I want you to tie me using my mothers stockings which I stole from her as a young boy. I want to be naked, face down on the bed, smelling the bare matress and i want you on top of me, blue 8 inch, designer heels digging into my skin, just under my shoulder blades. I want to feel them delicately and passionately puncture my skin and feel warm blood trickle down my sides. Then I want you to sit down on me, bare ass cheeks to my bare ass cheeks and I want you to hold me by my ponytail and spank the bottoms of my exposed feet with ping pong pattles until i cry. I want to be yours.
OK, for 9 bucks
... MEAT BALL and me will do all that sick shit to you PLUS we'll throw in a toothless blowjob from our prostitute friend, Maxine.
Well, then...
This person should go with you, that's a steal!
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Ms. Astrid
Safe Word?
I think I realize now that I need a safe word with you. Our whiskey and movie nights are fun and all, until you start trying to wrestle me. A safe word would fix this, I imagine. I'm thinking "NO REALLY JESUS GET OFF ME ASTRID" would be a good one.
That's six words.
My safe word is "meat". But it's also what I yell when I'm about to come.
All I want to know is...
Where can I get some Klonopins? If it worked for Stevie Nicks, it can work for me.