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FIRST WORLD PROBLEM - REBECA LINARES GOT NEW ZOOBS!
Let's be clear. We here at POPPORN aren't what you would call, "lookers." We tend to be pretty lean when it comes to muscle definition, lacking in classic good-looks, a tad bit greasy and often decked out in plaid. If anything, we look more like casual lesbians than hunks of burning love so when we talk about the appearances of other human beings, we aren't in a position to judge. Frankly, we could care less what anyone chooses to do to themselves to physically alter their appearance because luckily, each of us here have a set of eyelids that allow us to easily close our eyes if something we come across doesn't fit with our opinion of what is or is not attractive.
However, Rebeca Linares got a boob job and damnit, we're pissed!
Sure, adult stars get boob jobs every day. It's nothing new. However, sometimes it happens and you feel a little let down. When Teagan Presley first started appearing in adult films she caught her eye because of her sweet and natural good-looks and powerful buttocks, but also because she had, quite simply, naturally awesome zoobs. Sure, some folks might have said they were small but honestly, we thought they were adorable. Then she got them filled in and while, she's still a super-sweet lookin' looker, we were a little bummed.
Courtney Cummz, same thing. She has always been one of our favorites and her bewbs were perfect little handfuls that just seemed so right on her frame and figure. Then she got a boob job and we felt our boners die just a little bit.
We're not saying Courtney or Teagan look bad with their enhancements, not at all. Clearly they both found great doctor's and had the procedures done correctly. They are still two of the best lookin' broads in the biz. But ultimately, when it comes to fake boobs, something is lost in the translation. It's like meeting a really pretty girl and realizing she has a lazy eye. You know something is off, but you can't quite put your finger on it.
This brings us to Rebeca Linares.
Rebeca has long been one of our absolute faves in the beddin' down for pay business, just look at her! She has to be one of the most strikingly beautiful women we've ever seen and her looks are only matched by the outrageousness of her figure. Seriously, she is so hot that the word hot doesn't do her justice. Perhaps OmegaGlobal Hot, but that word never got a final vote. Never the less, she's hot. Not to mention the fact that she is OmegaGlobal Hot on camera. Just watch her scene in Sporty Girls or her scene in The Gauntlet 3 and be amazed.
A few weeks ago, rumors were swirling that Rebeca was retiring. We were instantly bummed. But then word got around that she was back and performing again. We were instantly relieved! But then yesterday, while cruising around Adult DVD Talk, we came across a topic on their forum mentioning Rebeca's new rack. We wept like babies.
Now again, we're not in a position to judge. Rebeca is still an absolutely beautiful lady and what she chooses to do to her own body is her choice. But with every knife cut and implant inserted, something is lost. Sure, the big redneck burly bears at the strip clubs will be happy. They who drink from beer cans attached to plastic helmets and use words like "Nascar", but we greasy, plaid wearing lesbians will be watching Rebeca's earlier scenes.
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damn
Ugh. She was perfect before; that's fucked up.
Lela Star did the same thing and that sucked, too. At least she didn't fuck her face all up with new lips and shit like Lela did.
goddammit porn whores need
goddammit porn whores need to stop doing this. admittedly i was never really into rebecca, but yet another girl who absolutely didnt need bolt ons. same with sophie dee, madison ivy, katja kassin. lets pray lexi belle or kristina rose never gets their tits done.
If it aint broke don't fix
If it aint broke don't fix it.!!!
word. same deal with Eva
word. same deal with Eva Angelina. total waste.
lmao Eva Angelina's tits are
lmao Eva Angelina's tits are natural... they just look like silicon
Are you an idiot? Eva
Are you an idiot? Eva Angelina's tits are faker than your self-worth.
Agreed
Sophie Dee, as well. I'll take A cups over fake tits any day. They just look like shit and move in such an odd way.
Stop with the Boob Jobs
When will porn stars stop listening to agents and producers, and start listening to their fans. Getting a boob job is unnecessary to staying relevent or attracting new fans. God blessed you with an amazing and you go fuck it up with silicone? How retarded is that?
Oy
And have you seen Jenny Hendrix lately? Yuk!
Ruined.
Who will be next?
Monica Sweetheart u.u, or
Monica Sweetheart u.u, or Lexi Belle, or Jenna Haze:|
Jenna will NEVER get any
Jenna will NEVER get any plastic surgery... that's one thing upon many that are awesome about her. Her company (Jennaration X) she only shoots natural chicks, just like Belladonna. So don't worry.
That's not true guys.. It's
That's not true guys.. It's on how the body reacts to them and the doc's placements. I am a new girl in the industry. But I have had mine way before the porn. It was a choice I made because MEN made fun of me because of my imbalance. I have a ass. A little larger for a white girl. Imagine... Jlo, or Kim. Now white. So I went in and took my small 'B' large 'A' and gave myself a hourglass figure. This was 9 years ago. Before agents and movies. Just because you MEN gave me so much shit about my natural breasts. And my oddly shape. So the real reason?? Exactly what u r writting now. Majority rules. Oh, and they feel and look great! One of my best features. I love them.
your'e a bimbo...
your'e a bimbo...
DOOD!
When she comes here and reads that, you're gonna be so in trouble!
- Not Fade Away
Oh bull. Im a man and i like
Oh bull. Im a man and i like naural breasts. All my friends feel the same way. Stop blaming men for something you did yourself because you lack the confidence to accept your natural body as it was.
We're supposed to give a
We're supposed to give a shit what you like?
The only thing that matters in this case is what the girl and her fans like, and they obviously like the work.
Except that all of the guys
Except that all of the guys here complaining about the boob job were fans. So, your logic sucks.
Boob Job HELL!
It mystifies me when girls with PERFECT handfuls of sweet tits, as many of you have mentioned above, and in the article on Rebecca, go under the knife and completely WRECK their amazing all natural bodies. I could rant ad nauseum for days on this...but let it be said, that when you get down to it, NATURAL TITS are way more satisfying to play with, and watch on video, than implants.
Just my 2 cents, but as an adult video producer, I feel I should chime in!
Gerald Saunders
Just say nooooo
This is so sad. There are so few cases where huge fake tits look good. And Rebeca had perfect ones.
Us fans need to do something to protect the real tits. Like PETA. Only the opposite. We will show our fat porn loving bodies until the business stop destroying the titties.
oh yeah and Kinzie Kenner.
oh yeah and Kinzie Kenner. god damn it
Are you listening, porn girls?
I, too, was devastated when I learned of Rebeca's new jubblies. Every time a porn girl tells me she's considering them, I object with the passion of Shirley Phelps-Roper at a soldier's funeral. They never heed my warnings. What's most amazing of all, though, is the fact that by getting them, they're automatically eliminating certain prime job opportunities for themselves. Producers who refuse to shoot girls with fake mams include: Kick Ass Pictures, Belladonna and Jenna Haze. Producers who refuse to shoot girls with natural ones include: nobody. So why would they do something to themselves that makes them less usable? It's a mystery for the ages, I dare say.
Too Bad
Rebeca Linares went from a 9 to a 6.5. At least she didn't pull a full Lela Star and go from an 8 to a 4.
Does not compute...
WTF...
ultrahot girl...even my gf thought she was hot...but now..after she looks like what was some biological weapons treatment im not all that happy...
Some motherfucker must be killed, the guy who started the whole myth that guys likes big fake tits! he must fucking die!, prime suspect is Dick Cheney....
Anyways...anyways who lived thru the 90ś as a teenager will recall we had proper stuff, we may have had raging hairy beavers but atleast the hairy beavesr were fucking getting off, thats my main problem with porn these days...a few exemptions, any Belladonna scene, brandon iron scene, mike john scene, popporn stuff is great aswell.
Anyways , as a buyer, all you girls..just stay like old god made you, small or big tits dont matter,. if you have personality i will support you.
Tho...i buy like 1000 dvds a year, from what i heard, the industrie needs more sales...so im twittering my mates :D
suck my dick and keep on sucking on popporn.com...i love it :D
NOOOOOOooooooo!!!!!!
That is so sad. I wish girls would listen to the majority of guys and cut out the crap with the fake tits. I generally avoid porn where the girls have implants. It really just bums me out. RIP Original Boobed Rebecca Linares. You just dropped right off my fave porn girls list.
Girls Who Were Perfect &
Girls Who Were Perfect & Then Got Unnecessary Boob Jobs (In order of Perfection):
1. Teagan Presley - Before her Job she had simply the most perfect pornstar body of all time.
2. Madison Ivy
3. Aubrey Addams
4. Jenny Hendrix
5. Savannah Stern
6. Kara Novak
7. Julia Bond
8. Rebeca Linares
9. Katja Kassin
10. Kinzie Kenner
If Faye Regan, Tanner Mayes,
If Faye Regan, Tanner Mayes, Ivy Winters, Jennifer White, Ally Styles, or, God forbid, Katie St. Ives get boob jobs I'm going to bust a cap in somebody's aiss.
I'd like to add Lexi Belle
I'd like to add Lexi Belle and Madison Parker to that list. Double for Monica Sweetheart, Angel Dark or Jasmine Rouge. They have fuller breasts to begin with, but I would've said that they were unnecessary for Rebecca too. So who the fuck knows anymore. I would've added Micah Moore to the tiny tit list, but she gone and fucked up her bewbies a while ago.
Oooh, if they do you should shoot yourself!
Just sayin'!
- Not Fade Away
that would have been funny
that would have been funny coming from someone who also doesn't stare at porn all day every day but coming from you it sounds more like misdirected self-loathing
Why?! Anyone but not
Why?! Anyone but not Rebeca! She was my number one. I thought she is clever enough not to do this.
Sleeping On Ones Stomach
If Andy San Dimas ever gets breast implants, I'll becum her stalker, and pop them! Just kidding! I do enjoy perky small ones!
that shit is hott
that shit is hott
she was my favorite
she was my favorite pornstar...not anymore...just hope that lexi belle stays natural, she is now my number one
boob jobs ar just wrong
boob jobs ar just wrong ....................... they look like shit ............................... feel like shit and move like shit!
like above, we need to tell these porn whores not to fuck their perfect tits up with surgery or better, kick the shit out of the next agent or whoever, who decides on 'it will advance your career and they will look brilliant'
IT DOESN'T ADVANCE CAREERS AND THEY DO NOT LOOK GOOD, NOT EVEN CLOSE - IT JUST MAKES YOU LOOK MORE OF A CHEAP TART
i'm not saying that they are cheap, but that is the look and image it suggests
The doctors are the problem!!!
What kind of psychopath looks at her tits and agrees to fuck them up like this. Greedy bastards!!!
Think of the porn. Good God Man. THINK OF THE PORN!!!!
fake tits suck
listen up females, especially those ones considering surgery ........................ DON'T FCKIN DO IT
they look so shit when done and they feel like shit too (all hard like a pack of frozen food)
they mostly all look like crap, tho 1 out of every 250 ops look, ok, not brilliant, just ok
Women need to realise that
Women need to realise that men (just like women) want what they dont have. If their woman has small tits, the guy is gonna look at the stacked girls, if his wife is stacked hes gonna look at the petite girls. It doesnt mean he doesnt like what you have. So, aside from filling out the cup that you already have or balancing out two unequal gifts, implants are a bad idea. Especially when you have perfectly shaped tits like Rebecca did. (emphasis on did)
oh dear, what have you done!?
you stupid girl, what fucked up idea went through your head leading to surgery?
men don't like them - simple, and the few who do, are fucked in the head themselves!
quite a few of my top fives have decided to fuck themselves up and are no long in my top 1 thousand!
Lela Star - gorgeous cute babe who i would cut something off me to have a go with her, not now - you've fucked it - 8.5 to a 1.5
Susana Spears - not really a porn whore but sorta the same - 9 to a 1
Rebecca Linares - a 9.5 rating to a 2 but it may aswell e a 0 cos i won't be watching her anymore
Julia Bond - Gorgeous little cutie ruined by plastic shit stuck on her chest - 9 to a 3
NOTE - TITJOBS MAKE YOU'RE ATTRACTIVENESS DROP BY AT LEAST HALF
Not my Fav anymore :(
man I agree Rebeca looked so much better before damn bastards telling perfectly fine woman to fuck them selves up need to crawl in a hole and die
Rebecca Linares tits
Now I am much more into big tits like Whitney Stevens but there are a few flatter pornstars Like Rebecca Linares, Sasha Grey, Jenna Haze that are sooooooooooo beautiful. Ms. Linares truly didn't need to enhance her chest but obviously she felt she needed to. I just hope one day she decides to change her mind and go back to her perfect size. This is the very 1st woman that ever made me like small tits on a woman.
Rebecca Linares
Rebecca used to be my favorite and I just found out she wrecked her perfect body. She was so sexy and now it looks really terrible. I love the way natural breast look. Any girl thinkin this is an enhancement is just insecure and doesn't appreciate what God gave them. Kristina Rose is now my favorite. I'll never watch Rebecca's new videos.
why? why? why? such a
why? why? why? such a mistake imo ..... she was hot, now....is... NOT
You guys ever get real high
and watch ATTACK OF THE CLONES? Maybe if you did, you wouldn't be sitting around whining about some lady's tits like a bunch of EPIC FAILS.
ADVANTAGE=AttkOfTheClonz
"You wanna buy some death sticks?" - Elan Sleazbaggano
shit, she was the number 1.
shit, she was the number 1. I was very sad.
they look awesome stop
they look awesome
stop bitching
STOP DESTROYING OUR FANTASIES
Like ALL the others, i think too that she is one of the MOST beautiful girls out there. WHY she did the surgery i honestly don't know...Maybe the industry wants us to PROTEST against these kind of actions! And i will be the leader...because i LOVE and RESPECT nature's PERFECT job! And i like her...A LOT!!! or i used too...silicone jobs make me wanna cry...
sad business
First Lela Star ruined her body and now Rebecca her beautiful breasts...I feel sad that agents are talking those girls into unnecessary surgerys. Teagan Presley was great, than operated and tattoed allover...what a loss. Lela ruined her breasts...but much harder her beautiful face...
I agree we have to found something like PETA to protect the natural breasts and looks ;-).
this has to be the stupidest
this has to be the stupidest fucking mistake in all of mankind outlaw those silicon abominations
fake is fake
fake boobs are so lame. I don't get it. they don't feel the same and it looks unnaturally to me. like a doll or puppet. I swear I see the differences half a mile away and it makes me angry when the girls think they have to go this way. it doesn't matter to me if they are small or one breast bigger than the other but fake boobs are a fucking turn off. always - I can't make any exception. rebbecca, I just kicked you from the pole position!