Let's be clear. We here at POPPORN aren't what you would call, "lookers." We tend to be pretty lean when it comes to muscle definition, lacking in classic good-looks, a tad bit greasy and often decked out in plaid. If anything, we look more like casual lesbians than hunks of burning love so when we talk about the appearances of other human beings, we aren't in a position to judge. Frankly, we could care less what anyone chooses to do to themselves to physically alter their appearance because luckily, each of us here have a set of eyelids that allow us to easily close our eyes if something we come across doesn't fit with our opinion of what is or is not attractive.
However, Rebeca Linares got a boob job and damnit, we're pissed!
Sure, adult stars get boob jobs every day. It's nothing new. However, sometimes it happens and you feel a little let down. When Teagan Presley first started appearing in adult films she caught her eye because of her sweet and natural good-looks and powerful buttocks, but also because she had, quite simply, naturally awesome zoobs. Sure, some folks might have said they were small but honestly, we thought they were adorable. Then she got them filled in and while, she's still a super-sweet lookin' looker, we were a little bummed.
Courtney Cummz, same thing. She has always been one of our favorites and her bewbs were perfect little handfuls that just seemed so right on her frame and figure. Then she got a boob job and we felt our boners die just a little bit.
We're not saying Courtney or Teagan look bad with their enhancements, not at all. Clearly they both found great doctor's and had the procedures done correctly. They are still two of the best lookin' broads in the biz. But ultimately, when it comes to fake boobs, something is lost in the translation. It's like meeting a really pretty girl and realizing she has a lazy eye. You know something is off, but you can't quite put your finger on it.
This brings us to Rebeca Linares.
Rebeca has long been one of our absolute faves in the beddin' down for pay business, just look at her! She has to be one of the most strikingly beautiful women we've ever seen and her looks are only matched by the outrageousness of her figure. Seriously, she is so hot that the word hot doesn't do her justice. Perhaps OmegaGlobal Hot, but that word never got a final vote. Never the less, she's hot. Not to mention the fact that she is OmegaGlobal Hot on camera. Just watch her scene in Sporty Girls or her scene in The Gauntlet 3 and be amazed.
A few weeks ago, rumors were swirling that Rebeca was retiring. We were instantly bummed. But then word got around that she was back and performing again. We were instantly relieved! But then yesterday, while cruising around Adult DVD Talk, we came across a topic on their forum mentioning Rebeca's new rack. We wept like babies.
Now again, we're not in a position to judge. Rebeca is still an absolutely beautiful lady and what she chooses to do to her own body is her choice. But with every knife cut and implant inserted, something is lost. Sure, the big redneck burly bears at the strip clubs will be happy. They who drink from beer cans attached to plastic helmets and use words like "Nascar", but we greasy, plaid wearing lesbians will be watching Rebeca's earlier scenes.