Okay, fucks. Before we get this fuckin' movie rollin', let's get one thing straight: MEAT BALL is back in fuckin' business. It's been a tough couple weeks for your favorite meth-sweating lothario. The slammer can be tough if you're not accustomed to giving and taking action up the bunghole, and it can be even tougher if you are. I'll tell you, my fuckin' prostate hasn't had a workout like that since high school, because that judge sure knows a thing or two about fuckin'.

I'll fill everybody in on all the sordid details of Meat Ball's clink-time soon enough. But it's a story for another day, because today...today, we're talking porno.

The pick of the week is a little gem from Naughty America entitled Diary of a MILF 9. Truth be told, it was actually last week's pick, but since Meat Ball was so busy taking guff from the man, there was nobody here to edit the fantastic footage that Spock BUCKTON and Kate Hate put together regarding this fine flick. No need to sweat that, though. One week's worth of crusty cum ain't gonna make this movie any less fantastic.

Why should you give a fuck about this movie? Two fuckin' words: Nina Hartley. Good fuckin' lord...if there's a greater ass in all of the goddamn milky way, we sure as fuck haven't seen it. In addition to that, she's got a great line in this movie about oranges. Also, lest we forget, she's an old friend of Meat Ball's, as you may or may not remember from a few months back.

Check out the review, click below to purchase the flick, and PLEASE CONTACT MEAT BALL IF YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE PRO BONO LAWYERS.

DIARY OF A MILF 9