WE'RE MAKIN' A PORNO - THE DELINQUENTS!

Well, after our whirlwind trip into the land of porn parody with Official Jersey Shore Parody (and our subsequent demolishing of the competition who called us, "liars") we're heading back out to Los Angeles on April 6th to begin production on our next movie called, The Delinquents. We're back making an original sex comedy and we're glad to be home. Of course, we'll be going on vacation again soon for our Official Hangover Parody but that's besides the point. Everyone needs a vacation...even us. What of it?

Anyway, we're super excited to shoot this next film as we feel it's probably our funniest script to date (sure, you may just watch the sex, but we laugh at our own jokes). Not to mention the fact that we have lined up yet another incredible cast of sex professionals who, for some reason, don't mind working with us. We've even heard they look forward to working with us, but that's probably because we're not Jeff Mullen trying to cut their pay. No way, not us, we pay TOP DOLLAR for classy ladies who we crush on...or should we say, we ask Zero Tolerance to pay top dollar and they, fortunately, oblige us.

Oh yeah, that star-studded cast? Well try this on for size:

Kagney Linn Karter

Lexi Belle

Andy San Dimas

Katie St. Ives

Tanner Mayes

Yes, it's that hot. In the male talent pool, we have some of the classiest penises in the business:

James Deen
Dane Cross
Chad Alva (you probably know him as Vin Vericose)
Mick Blue
Tom Byron

Yes, you heard right, Tom-mother-fuckin'-Byron. He who-we've-always-wanted-to-work-with-but-never-had-the-appropriate-role-for is now making his POPPORN debut as a fella named, Mr. Braithwaite. Yep, you read it here first!

What's the movie about? Well, we'd hate to spoil it for you, but let's just say it's a rumination on the society at large, education in a vacuum and hyperbole. That should give you some idea where we're going.

Needless to say, we're pretty stoked and will of course, post sweet updates, photos and more in the coming weeks.