A few weeks back, we got to chatting with POPPORN.com's girlfriend, Kimberly Kane. She was hanging out at home, reading Rush Limbaugh's blog and baking cookies. We always wondered what our girlfriend did when she was relaxing at home since we live approximately 3000 miles away from her. You know, long distance relationships are cool and all, but sometimes they are difficult since you never can be totally sure what your significant other is doing in your absence. For example, MEAT BALL had this bizzo holed up in Anchorage, Alaska and while she seemed like a sweet lady we found out that she had been stepping out on him with some cross eyed Eskimo named Javier. When confronted with what we had learned, ala Cheaters, she explained, "It's really dark here and I thought for sure Javier was you. It's not my fault."
Whatever, ya know? We don't mind a mild cuckolding every once in a while but Akiak took it too fuckin' far. While yes, that was a bad experience, we were pleased to find that after asking KK to flip on her webcam to prove that she wasn't cuckolding us at that very moment, it turned out she was simply enjoying a naked Mandy Morbid. Whew!
And yes, pornstars hang out naked all day in each others homes when they aren't working, reading blogs, eating cookies and tickling each other. Just sayin'.