We know, it's been a little quiet around these parts the past couple of weeks. As we mentioned before the turkey slaughtering holiday, December was going to be a little busy for us so updates might be a little spotty. Why would our updates be spotty? Well, you might have heard that we were nominated for nine, count them, nine AVN award nominations. That fact has sort of sent us into a tizzy of self-evaluation and, of course, vodka fueled binges. In addition to that, we've been hard at work on the follow up to our AVN nominated mega-global-hyper hit POPPORN - The Guide To Making Fuck and damnit, we wanna get it right. After all, we're AVN nominated fuck-makers now, right?

Well, the good news is that our next film, HOW TO BE A LADIES MAN is in the last stage of editing. This time around we added more rump-humping, back alley bj's, ridiculous one liners and overall stupidity to make this a movie we hope you will love. Here, let us recite the movie synopsis for you, maybe you will be able to picture what's in store:

"With the promise to get you laid, Spock BUCKTON and his team of comedy fuck-makers from POPPORN.com deliver another cum-filled bonanza of irresponsible, laugh out-loud, pussy-wettening sexual mayhem. With deep anal, unstoppable oral and an outrageous premise, this XXX mockumentary "guide” on How To Be A Ladies Man is a “must have” for any porn-vert!"

Yes, so think infomercial...starring BUCKTON...helping you get laid and you might have an idea what's in store. We have professional sex workers like Monique Alexander, Bobbi Starr, Isis Taylor, Sarah Sloane and Kimberly Kane doing their magic on the weeners of guys like Anthony Rosano, Tommy Gunn, James Deen, Mark Wood and Rocco Reed. We have the camera work of one Mike Quasar (he's a motherfuckin' professional!) and enough laughs to at least remind you that porn can be fun.

And, what's even better than all of that? Well, our friends at TLAraw.com just put this fucker up for pre-order! Yes! HOW TO BE A LADIES MAN will be released on January 26th, that's not that far away and you can pre-order it now for only $15.99. Um, that's fucking cheap! So get at it, won't ya?

HOW TO BE A LADIES MAN