Hey, guess who we ran into? Taryn fuckin' Thomas, that's who!

While we were hanging with Taryn, BUCKTON managed to apply that extra-swarthy charm we've all seen oozing out of him from time to time (and tried not to touch, obviously) to get the inside skinny on a whole fucking smorgasbord of pressing topics. Topics like Taryn's absence and subsequent return to pornorgaphy, butthole rippage (eee-yow), those annoying indie rock dudes who wear skinny jeans (you know who you are), and, well, cum.

We never get tired of talking about cum. How could we?

All in all, a pretty decent interview. Or at least that's what we thought. You can judge for yourself.

And hey, why not buy some of Taryn's movies?

VOGUE NASTY