So you're probably gonna want to make sure that you're in the Los Angeles area this coming Saturday when what sounds like the bitchinest party since sliced bread goes down Yes, the slicing of bread used to be cause for celebration. It's a sad fact, as we become more and more dependent on our twitters, iphones and blackberries that we've forgotten about this wonderful tradition, but fuck that - the important thing is that all of your Los Angelsians are getting the chance to party with not just one, not just two, but a whole fucking slew of the greatest porn stars on the planet, and what's more, it's for a good fucking cause!
Feast on this shit. The hosts of the evening are Kimberly Kane and Belladonna. Which right there makes this thing noteworthy in and of itself. But it gets better. Because you can bid on an extra special auction in which the winner wins a date with the two of them. And Sasha Grey. And Joanna Angel. And Faye Reagan. And Georgia Jones. Jesus Christ. That's six of the biggest names in the business. And you're getting the chance to have a date with all of them at the same fucking time. Can you fucking believe that shit? The date even includes dinner (which is extra fucking exciting to me, because I haven't eaten hot food in three weeks)!
Pretty awesome sounding party, huh? Imagine how cool it would get if even more porn stars were in attendance! You know, folks like jessica drake, Kaylani Lei, Alektra Blue, Nina Hartley, and Courtney Cummz? Wouldn't that be fucking awesome? Well, dude, go ahead and shit yourself because they'll be there, too! Probably plenty others as well (but I can't promise that, so be happy with what you got).
Shit, did I mention that the whole thing is for a good cause? Shit yeah, man! This mother-of-all-shindigs is raising money for the BUCKTON, Bangs and MEAT BALL Youth Foundation, a community organization that helps overly-advantaged children give their money to pornographers, and -- no, I kid. I kid. This thing's benefiting Adult Industry Medical Healthcare, better known as AIM. If you're not familiar with them, just know that they keep your porno sets clean and safe for all of the smokin' hot pornfuckers that bare it all (and then some) for your entertainment, day in and day out.
Come on. If you're reading this site, you're clearly pretty interested in pornography. Isn't it time you gave something back, and had a bitch-ass awesome party in the meantime?
"Belladonna & Kimberly Kane's Winter Wonderland," the event will be held at Busby's East, located at 5364 Wilshire Blvd., with red carpet beginning at 7pm. December 5th. 7pm. Twenty bucks. Just fucking go. And if you can't go, then donate to AIM cuz they need the ducets or your porn goes bye-bye.
Sadly, the POPPORN crew will not be attending this party, for we are, in fact, dipshits who cannot afford plane fare. But we'll be there in spirit. And probably keeping up with it on twitter, too.