Whoa. Not even sure what to make of this one. There's this girl who was unlucky enough to recently end up on the Tyra Banks Show of all places, which, I gotta imagine is just plain horrible. Not that I've ever seen it. I'm just in that sort of mood where anything other than me getting high as a fuckin' kite and sitting in the bathtub with Invisibles comics is gonna be seen as just plain horrible.
Anyway, as all of you Tyranauts out there are already aware, there's the girls named Lauren Williams (seen above), and she, uh, has two vaginas, somehow.
Hmmm. Not sure where to go from there. So how about a quote!
"I've got two uteruses. Just one to each (fallopian tube), then they go down to two cervixes, and then it did go down to the two vaginas," Lauren told Tyra. She apparently was diagnosed with this deformity when she was 25, which sort of seems weird, because a whole lot of young women tend to, you know, have sex before the age of 25. Or, if not have sex, they usually at least visit the Gynecologist once or twice. Or, shit, barring that, they usually see themselves in the nude at least once during the course of those two-and-a-half decades.
I mean, I'd probably notice if I had an extra wang. Hopefully it would be positioned a little bit higher than the first one, because then I could probably suck it!
(note: all dudes have, at one point or another, tried to get their own penis into their mouth. Flash fact.)
Anyway, Lauren can still have children, according to doctors. In fact, I'd have to assume that she could have simultaneous pregnancies going on, which would probably be just about the least comfortable thing in the world, should she choose to go that way.
Also, since we are a pornography-themed blog, let's get this out of the way. Yes, she could conceivably perform a non-oral triple penetration, or a DVDVDA (double-vadge-double-vadge-double-anal) or whatever other nasty shit you guys have running through your heads right now.
Sheeeeeeeeeesh. Two vaginas. What a world. I wonder which one pee comes out of.