I had thought that Teagan hated the fuck out of us after meeting BUCKTON a few months bacl (who wouldn't?), but it turns out that I must have been mistaken. Either that, or she's a professional who will do whatever it takes to get publicity (including hanging with dipshits like us). Couldn't say for sure, but who cares? All that matters is that we were able to get the esteemed Madame Presley (no relation to Elvis) back on our site, and fucking bonus - she brought Eva Angelina and Sunny Leone with her!

BUCKTON caught up with these fine-ass dames a little while back, right before they hit the stage at Club Risque, Philly's premiere zoob-flashin' nightclub. After the show, he did a ton of blow and got beat up by an off-duty cop during a scuffle at one of those inner-city dog-fighting places! Who knew?

Check out the video and hit us with a barrage of comments. The less tasteful the better.

Whooooooooooooo!

DEVIANCE

SUNNY'S SLUMBER PARTY