The other day I was thinking about my life goals and what I wanted to accomplish. There are the regular goals that most people have. I would like to get married and have kids one day (by the way, I am now taking applications for men so feel free to send me your credentials). But that also got me thinking about what else I would like to accomplish. Sure people will congratulate me for getting married and knocked up but what else would I like to get a high five for? And then my new life goal came to me. Along with getting married and having kids, I wanna get DP’d.

Now, for those of you who don’t know what getting DP’d is, let me give you a little lesson. Of course if you are reading this site and do not know what it is then you need to do some studying. Even my Mom knows what it means. However, I will not judge you for not knowing, I will just laugh at you behind your back. So DP stands for double penetration. When a lady gets penetrated in the vagina with a penis but also gets one anally too. Double the penis for double the fun. Such a fun life goal to have!

Now here’s my dilemma. I look at getting DP’d like training for a 5K race. You have to train and get your body ready for it. First thing on my list would be to actually have anal sex. Now I have had it once before and it was pretty good. Just haven’t done it since then. Doesn’t mean nothing has been going on back there. I do review toys and I get a fair share of anal ones so the waters have been tested from time to time. But first, I must train my booty to handle a penis. Once I have tackled that to a point where anal sex is as easy as riding a bike then I’m sure jumping into the double penetration fun would be no problem.

I told Brian Bangs of my new life goal and he looked at me and said, “Oh we can get you DP’d at the AVNs no problem, who do you want?” This is a very big decision picking who I would want to DP me for the first time. Should they be friends and that way I will know they will work well together? I already have a list of potential candidates in my head. Now I don’t know if I will be ready for this new adventure by the time the AVNs roll around but I should have a few choices picked out just in case. Who do you think it should be?

Wouldn’t it be funny if I ended up marrying and having kids with one of the guys that DP’d me? All my life goals would have come together to join forces. It’s like the ending of a fairy tale!

ANAL WRECKREATION

DOUBLE PENETRATION