FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF AWESOME: HOW TO BE A LADIES MAN WILL, IN FACT, BE MADE!

Tue, 10/27/2009 - 12:35pm — Brian Bangs

Well, sometimes good things come to those who wait!

We've been trying for the past few weeks to drum up investors for a mainstream infomercial that BUCKTON has decided he wants to make. From the very beginning we explained to him that the chances of that happening were damn near impossible but, we agreed to at least try. Well, we made several pitches to no avail. We even had one or two promising meetings with a company in New York that invests in these types of programs and even received some private donations from readers who simply wanted to help.

However, at the end of the day, it just wasn't happening. That is, until now.

Early yesterday we received an email from our friends at Zero Tolerance, the folks that helped us put together POPPORN: THE GUIDE TO MAKING FUCK. They heard about our plight with funding and while not interested in getting involved with an mainstream infomercial, they were willing to get on board with us turning the premise into a porno. We sat down and discussed it with BUCKTON for about 5 minutes and accepted the funding! Honestly, we had hoped this would be the outcome anyway, BUCKTON (and his retarded ideas of how to pick up women) is guaranteed to be about a zillion times funnier and about a quatrillion times hotter as a porno than a lame infomercial.

Anyway, it's official. We're making another porno! They've fast tracked the project and we're heading out to Los Angeles next week to begin production. We have a cast all lined up:

Bobbi Starr
Sadie West
Dana Dearmond
Monique Alexander
Isis Taylor

And we have a sound stage booked for the production. The electronic wire that Zero Tolerance sent this morning cleared the bank which means we can spend 55% of it on comics so honestly, we're pretty stoked. Needless to say, we will be posting about the production, the shooting, the everything. If you are a member of the press or just wanna smoke some weed with BUCKTON, hit us up to visit the set.

This is going to be one hell of a movie, that we can guarantee.

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