Below, you will find a trailer for what we are calling, THE HOW TO BE A LADIES MAN PUSSY-GETTING PROGRAM. This "program" was developed by BUCKTON after he spent a weekend watching that show, "Pitchmen" for 72-hours straight. Billy Mays, you may be dead, but you seem to have been reborn inside our very own BUCKTON. Since then, Spock has talked about nothing else other than trying to land his very own self-help DVD and book deal. He insists his ideas are just as good as any mainstream infomercial on the market so...he's a man obsessed. Thus, we've allowed him this space to try and get funding for this project.

Dear to the public,

My name is Spock BUCKTON and I need your help. As some of you may have seen from my epic commercial above, I am a PUSSY GETTER and I want to help all of you trick-ass huckstaz become PUSSY GETTERS too. You are unable to do this on your own and thus need the help of me, as myself - a PUSSY GETTER. Many problems arise in the world that is today, the main problem being I AIN'T GOT ENOUGH MONEY. Why do I need ENOUGH MONEY, you may find yourself asking yourself? Simple - I NEED TO MAKE MY INFOMERCIAL INTO A FEATURE-LENGTH MOTION PICTURE? YES! This MAJOR MOTION PICTURE will also be a COMMERCIAL FOR THREE HOURS that will play all the time like that guy who invents stuff and croaked because HE COULDN'T HANDLE HIS COCAINE. With the help of losers like you as well as the Van Huesen-clad monarchs and company heads of the world I will be able to see my vision as a VISION OF REALITY. We are targeting several high-profile movie guys and groups to help me see this thru to fruition - Namely: Ronald Reagan, Wilfred Brimley, Dabny Coleman, Chubb Group and ALPO. These people are hard to get to and to have me get at them will take money. BUT WITH YOUR HELP and YOUR MONEY, I will GET TO THEM and make them make my dreams of MAINSTREAM MOVIE MAKING a TRUTH OF LIFE.

So HOW MUCH MONEY DO I NEED to MAKE MY MAINSTREAM FEATURE-LENGTH MOVIE a REALITY? Simply asked and then answered - ALL OF IT. But what do I GET IN RETURN? That's YOU asking ME THAT? YOU GET PUSSY and I GET TO BE A STAR.

SEND ME YOUR MONEY!
SEND ME YOUR MONEY!
SEND ME YOUR MONEY!
SEND ME YOUR MONEY!
SEND ME YOUR MONEY!
SEND ME YOUR MONEY!
SEND ME YOUR MONEY!
SEND ME YOUR MONEY!
SEND ME YOUR MONEY!
SEND ME YOUR MONEY!
SEND ME YOUR MONEY!

Also we plan on going to movie theatres with BOMBS ON US until they make me AN OSKER WINNER.

yours in waiting,

SPOCK BUCKTON: buckton@popporn.com