Woah, where was I? Oh yeah, vacation. I'm sorry, I seem to be a little bit disorganized since I returned from a glorious week of fun in the sun and sand. Yep, I was off blowing some of the dough we've been raking in from operating this here site as well as the fucking HUGE royalty checks we've been receiving thanks to the killer sales of both POPPORN - THE GUIDE TO MAKING FUCK and TMSLEAZE.

However, after going on vacation we (or should I say, me? ah, whatever...) have come to the realization that we will need to produce more revenue if we are to sustain this lap of luxury lifestyle. Thus, another film!

That's right, we're heading off to shoot our next porn installment starting September 23rd. We're teaming up once again with Zero Tolerance and we'll be shooting in Los Angeles on a secret sound stage somewhere in Hollywood. We have another outstanding cast for this shoot including (but not limited to) Bobbi Starr, Dana DeArmond, Sadie West, Rebeca Linares and Alexis Texas. Each one of them have sworn off sex for two full weeks prior to shooting to make sure that their sex parts are in top of the line performance condition for this shoot. It's gonna be bananas.

What's the film about? Well, let's just say this film is meant to help every lonely fella out there that simply has never had much success with the vagina. It's a special guide that will help those no pussy blues havin' souls get in on the action and is appropriately titled:

HOW TO BE A LADIES MAN

The Kama Sutra? Tantric sex? Tristan Taormino? These will mean nothing once you have learned and mastered the steps of engagement that we guarantee will make you a more active and prolific lover.

As always, we're here for you. Think of us as a resource. Plus, we need the dough.

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