Good groovins to you mothershitters on this fine Thursday afternoon.
You guys remember that bitch-ass awesome party we had about a month ago with Gianna Michaels, our bitch-ass awesome guest of honor, to celebrate the release of our bitch-ass awesome porno movie? Sure you do. We hyped the fuck out of it on our site, and then Gianna hyped the fuck out of it on the Howard Stern show? Surely you remember.
No? Well, don't fret, fuckaz. It ain't no BFD, because we were taping the fuckin' thing!
We all had a good time, we drank lots of drinks, and before Gianna left to catch the first goddamn plane out of this shit-assed burg of ours, BUCKTON and MEAT BALL were able to score a few choice words with her on the steps of National Mechanics.
And remember, we're in the process of writing our new movie, so we're only gonna be able to shill the fuck out of this one for so much longer. So you should probably buy it now, while it's still more popular than Titanic and Lord of the Rings combined.