NEW THIS WEEK: THE GREAT AMERICAN SQUIRT OFF 2 (DIGITAL SIN)

Happy Tuesday to you, you motherfucking scumlords!

I don't know how many of you witnessed the recent title bout from Digital Sin, The Great American Squirt Off 2, but BUCKTON and Yenna were lucky enough to catch it, and they reviewed the fuck out of it, so you know whether not not this shit's worth watching! Or maybe not, since our two esteemed hosts found themsleves at odds regarding the movie. BUCKTON found it pretty unwatchable. Yenna liked it, and did the female version of whacking off to it.

And, honestly, they spend most of the review talking about other stuff. But hey. That's what we do.

So, is it worth watching? Fucked if we know. Joanna Angel squirts a little bit in it. That's pretty worthwhile, huh?


THE GREAT AMERICAN SQUIRT OFF 2


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Comments

creases n folds.

you so do have em yenna. just gotta know where to look.

Sandpaper

that's the second video with yenna where buckton has somehow ended up talking about sandpaper ... what's that about, what's going on?

Yenna reminds me

of sandpaper I guess.

Of shoes, and ships, and ceiling wax..

maybe we're both really into building stuff.. and smooth wood.

we are the walrus and the carpenter.

i'm not saying who is who.

Truth and sand paper

There is a chemical (Methylene Blue) that turns urine blue. They gave it to so called "female ejaculators" and looked at the ejaculation. It wasn't blue, although some reports say it was slightly tinted. Other studies suggest that there is urine in the ejaculation, but it isn't the majority and is fairly small. However, I seriously doubt that real female ejaculation GUSHES like it does in these films. I'd really like to see the women take a lot of methylene blue to really see if they really ejaculate and if it wasn't just pissing. I'd be VERY surprised if it wasn't blue.

Also, yenna reminds me of sandpaper too (gritty and rough, something you never want to get rubbed up against, but nice to look at), so you're not alone.

Yes, I do think sandpaper is nice to look at! It's like the beach away from the beach.