WHO IS JOSIE JACOBS?

The most important thing to know about Josie Jacobs is that she lives in a state shaped like a penis and was born and raised in New Jersey, a deadly combo. This seems to have been a key influence in her development as by age 18 she was working at Hustler and now at only age 20 she's one of the most sexually perverse people we've met in a long time. While we're torn between nurturing her deviant ways and running for the hills from this minx, we're content allowing her to work her black magic on POPPORN.com.

I mean, christ, just look at her.