HEY, THANKS FOR BREAKING OUR SITE!

Dudes…listen.

We love attention. We love the fuck out of it. Some might say we need it to get through our day. But it’s possible to get too much of a good thing, you know? Need an example? Why don’t we look at the events that transpired this very morning, for example. As you may know if you’re a regular reader of our site (and if you’re not, you got a lotta fucking nerve), the always lovely and usually-deep-in-boisterous-laughter Gianna Michaels appeared on the Howard Stern radio program this morning, and apparently she made quite an impression.

I will admit that I personally did not hear the broadcast, as I am far to poor to afford a basic radio (let alone Sirius radio), but Gianna must have plugged POPPORN pretty fucking hard, because YOU MOTHERFUCKERS CRASHED OUR SITE!

Seriously, POPPORN experienced such an influx of traffic this morning that it apparently destroyed the MCP (the machine-consciousness that keeps the internet running) and shut POPPORN down. Seriously, I logged on this morning and got a fucking error message. Feast on that act of violence, will you?

But hey, these things happen. If there’s an ideal way for the best website in the world to crash, this is it. And we thank you guys for lavishing such an awesome amount of attention upon us. Seriously, it’s an honor. We'll do our best to strangthen our site's resolve so we might withstand such an onslaught of readership in the future. It's just...maybe next time, a flower basket or a gift certificate to our local comic shop might be a better way to give us attention tht to crash our site. That's all.

And if you’re reading this, we obviously got this shit fixed the fuck up and are once again up and running, ready to bring you the greatest mature content possible (in the most immature manner possible).

Don’t forget to come to our big-ass party this evening, where you can check out Gianna’s latest movie. You may have heard of it before. It’s called POPPORN: The Guide to Making Fuck, and it’s pretty awesome! Also, if you’re in the mood to whack off, head on over to ZTOD.com and check out their bitchin’ pornos, because POPPORN wouldn’t be where we are today (covered in jizzum) without them.

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POPPORN - THE GUIDE TO MAKING FUCK

Comments

meatball

download and listen to the show....

:-x

i'm listening to the wrap up show right now...

ruh-roh

pretty lame how the girls

pretty lame how the girls bitched out on playing the game

even lamer

Pretty lame how Anonymous always bitches out on giving his name.

Summary of the Show

Rundwon

Shyla Stylez And Gianna Michaels Spin The Wheel Of Sex. 07/30/09. 8:30am

After the break we heard a prank call that the guys made using Ronnie the Limo Driver clips where he's talking about the new Camaro. Fred also played some Green Day as they were coming back.

Howard came back and asked Seth Rogen if he and Adam are close friends now that they've worked together. Seth said they have drastically different lives but they did get along very well while they were working. Seth said he'd love to work with the guy again but they didn't get to be really close friends. Seth said that maybe he and Howard should try going out to dinner or something to see what that would be like. Howard said he was ready to go right then.

Howard said that they had two porn girls coming in now. He said that Gianna Michaels and Shyla Stylez were coming in to spin the Wheel of Sex. The girls came in a short time later. Howard said that they were very attractive. He said it was great to meet girls who actually enjoy having sex.

Seth asked them if they had day jobs on top of the porn. One of the girls said that doing what they do is their day job. They both agreed on that.

Seth asked who fucked the nerd. That was Shyla. Howard said they had just played one of her movies where she did a nerd. She didn't know which movie that was. Shyla said that she wasn't sure what movie that was. She said that they do movies and they don't know what the title is going to be.

Howard asked the girls if they watch their own stuff. Gianna said she does. Shyla said she will up to a point but not the whole thing.

Howard told the girls that Seth admitted that he jerks off to porn so it's nice to hear someone admitting to that. Shyla said she still enjoys watching porn.

Howard told the girls how this Wheel of Sex thing was going to work. Artie interrupted and said that they spin the wheel and then fuck a nerd. Shyla asked which one of them. Artie told her to just throw a rock in the studio and she'd hit one.

Howard said that Gianna has been in porn for 4 years. She was a secretary before that. She hadn't even given a blow job to a man before she got into porn. She said that she had given one other one but it was very awkward. She said that the slobbering it up and stuff was all on film.

Howard asked George if he gets all sloppy like that. George said he does it very wet but very clean too. Howard said Gianna had never even seen porn before she got into the business. She said that she really didn't know much about it at all. She said she ended up getting into it while walking to work one day. She said that she was asked to do some modeling and then into the porn thing. She said that's how it all got started.

Howard said Gianna won't do a ''cream pie'' on film. She said that's when a guy cums inside of her. Seth said it comes back out and they play with it after that. He said he's not a fan of that. He said he'd be fine doing the ground work but nothing after that.

Howard said Gianna is a big fan of Seth's. She told Seth how great he is in the movies he's in. She said he's very funny. Howard asked if she would do Seth if he was single. She said he's not single so she can't say. Gianna said that she doesn't think he's ugly either.

Howard asked Seth if he would ever show his penis on film. Seth said there is always a chance. He said he didn't want to say no because it could happen some day.

Howard said that he was going to have the girls spin the Wheel of Sex and he'd give them plugs after they do that. Howard asked Shyla about doing cum shots on film and there are some things that she won't do. She said that she likes to swallow but some girls won't do it.

Howard asked what Shyla's restrictions are during a ''cream pie'' shoot. Shyla said that she has a morning after pill and things like that to take care of the problem if she does do those things. Howard asked if she did double anal. Shyla said ''maybe.''

Howard asked what Double Anal is. She said that was a long time ago. Seth said it must be weird for the guys because it's two dudes with their dicks rubbing together. Gianna said that she's awkward with guys touching their penises together. She actually called them wieners so the guys found that a little odd.

Howard asked what's harder to do, double anal or double vaginal. Shyla said she hasn't done that in a really long time. She said she doesn't do it now. Shyla said it was the right thing to do at the time but she won't do it again.

Howard asked what the problems are with having loads on her face. Shyla said there is no problem with it but she won't do it in her personal life so she won't do it on film. She said it can cause problems like eye infections and things like that.

Howard said Shyla likes to do the Pile Driver position. He didn't know what that was. Shyla said that she likes that position because she's very visual. Gary knew what it was so he came into the studio to tell him what it was. Gary told Howard that her back would be on the ground with her legs in the air and her vagina straight down so you can pile drive into her.

Howard said that the girls wanted to plug their web sites so they had to spin the Wheel of Sex. Howard said he was going to have Shyla go first.

Shyla spun the wheel and landed on ''Sing While Getting Farted On.'' That meant that she had to sing while Will the Farter farted on her. She had to sing ''Row, Row, Row Your Boat.'' Howard had Will come in so he could do the farting. Seth said he couldn't be any happier right now.

Will came in and said hi to Shyla and then demonstrated his abilities. Will blasted out a few farts for Shyla. Seth asked if Will could fart out ''Funny People Opens July 31st.''

Shyla wasn't ready to get farted on so she backed out of doing it. Howard said he can't give them plugs if they don't do this. Howard said that they were both being bad sports because Gianna wasn't doing it either.

Gianna said that she doesn't think that she should be punished because she didn't even spin the wheel. Gianna said that Seth should come up and spin the wheel too. Artie said he's not a hot chick. Seth said that he would do the farting thing if he had gone up and spun the wheel.

Gianna spun the wheel and landed on ''Chocolate Bandit Mask'' which was going to be Sal, as Captain Sack, giving her a chocolate mask with his nuts. He was going to put chocolate on his balls and smear it on her face. Gianna turned it down.

The girls weren't willing to do what they landed on so Howard asked what they would be willing to do. Gianna said they can feel her boobs, spank her and even let Sal put his balls on her face without the chocolate. She said that she would let the whole crew motorboat her over the chocolate thing.

Gary said he wanted to spin the wheel and tell the girls to fuckin' leave. He said they were done. Howard thanked the girls and said that he thought they were pretty tame things on the wheel. He had Will the Farter blast out a few more for the girls. Will farted some more and it wasn't helping. Shyla was still saying no. She wanted to lick Sal's balls instead.

Howard said Seth had to stand in fro them instead. Seth laughed. Gary asked Howard if they could save this bit by having JD come in and feel her up. Howard said he wasn't going to change the rules. He said that he had to end this bit if they're not going to do the things they landed on. Howard thanked the girls for coming in and let them go without any plugs.

Howard said that he had to apologize to Seth for this. Gianna ended up getting in a plug for one of her movies. She had fooled Howard but he didn't hit the delay to block it out. She got in a couple of plugs. Howard asked them to get naked and ride the Sybian and he'd let them get some plugs.

Howard took a vote from the guys and asked what they wanted to do. Jason said he wanted them to end the bit because they ruined it and he had been waiting for it all week. Gary said they had to give them something like a Sybian ride.

Artie told the girls to get the fuck out. Howard said he was going to have to end it then. Gianna got in some more plugs but Sal told her to GetTheFuckOut.com.

Gianna fucking sucks!

wasted our fucking time on howards show. YOU SUCK. Im not watching any of your porn again!

Fuck her. She's a fucking

Fuck her. She's a fucking retard. She's got zero class too. She mouths off like a 12 year old girl from the ghetto. She's obviously damaged but I mean she can't even be a team player on the greatest show in the world. What a waste of time she is.

"zero class"

Does your pussy hurt? Here...


... use this to rub it.

Oh and fuck you Anonymous.

funny

I heard the show and it was funny how Giann got her plugs in without doing the stunts.

Seth Rogen!

man i'm sad you didnt get to talk to Seth Rogen, I want to "make the fuck" with him!

Congrads on being on Stern!

unless ur on howard stern

unless ur on howard stern everyday... your website wont be successful.. too much free shit out there..

2 things...

1. Our website IS successful

and

2. Our website IS free

Howard Stern Stinks!

Howard Stern is an old HACK. just doing the same old shit for the last twenty tears. farting in girls faces? the man really is becoming irrelevant. the only way to decipher what decade it is on his show is by hearing who he has on third mic. if you ever go back to the sirius/xm building and wanna visit a show with a little class check out the Ron & Fez show 11:00-3:00 it's just down the hall and is hosted by a fellow philadelphian and comedic genius Ron Bennington. they're really good, not just doing the same typical "shock jock" bullshit. or you can always go to the tried and true Opie & Anthony show, i guarantee it would have went totally different on their show. but look i get it it's "The Howard Stern Show"! but seriously, that guy is a fucking dinosuar...he's old news. popporn is the future! and seriously gianna is like my favorite girl in the buisness right now and the fact that she didn't bow down do that old douche makes me love her that much more, and she still plugged this shit...yeah! and i'm super pissed i'm missing this screening right know. i really wanted to meet her but my ride shit the bed...BOOOOO!!! so have fun tonight and congratulations BUCKMAN!!!! local boy makes big!!!

Sucked

Those girls were a waste of time!! Fucking joke! 6 million listeners and they fucking punked out...

Gianna is HOT!

I heard the HS show yesterday and was so turned on my Gianna's voice and great laugh. I immediately looked her up on the internet and have since watched many of her movies. She is so HOT! And I love her DIRTY mouth...

On howards stern show

I heard the show, but such a disappointment, these two girls are not that fun at all. I do love their videos. Its funny they let guys bang them in all the holes on videos, but refused to be fart on while singing.

Point taken, but...

I dunno, I've actually had sex once (on video, too!), and it seemed like a lot more fun than having some unfunny douchebag fart on my face. That's just my take on it, though.

Here's the difference tho buddy

When they're "getting banged in all the holes on video" they're being paid.

Well..

Honestly what Howard needs is some girls that do scat porn. Gianna is my fave. Her getting farted on or having chocolate balls on her eyes doesn't do anything for me though. Babbooey that retard needs to explain to these girls what they have to do before hands and this kinda thing won't happen

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Don't go on Stern if youre going to bitch out!!!!!!