STILL NEW THIS WEEK - POPPORN: THE GUIDE TO MAKING FUCK (ZERO TOLERANCE)

What up, fuckaz? Apparently, our arrogance awesomeness knows no bounds, and you get to reap the motherfuckin' benefits of it! As we mentioned on Tuesday, that new porno movie that we made was just too god damned righteous to be contained within the boundaries of one paltry video review. We tried and tried, but it just wouldn't fit. BUCKTON and Aaralyn were just having too much fun. So, today, it's time to feast on act II of the POPPORN review!

And just in case you're thinking "fuck this shit, I already watched Tuesday's review", you better hold on and check your fuckin' attitude, mister, because this episode's got shit that you just couldn't get from part one. Like Aaralyn teaching BUCKTON how to do one of those "butt-clap" things.

Just sayin'.

Get your wallets out, you bitch-ass suckas. I know some of you still didn't buy this thing.

POPPORN - THE GUIDE TO MAKING FUCK

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fuck yea

tla charged my account today, so that shit better be in the mail! can't wait.

still not a fan of the beav hair though. I'm a guy that likes to go down on a girl. I trim my shit for them, I enjoy the returned favor, and everybody's happy with a mouth full of hairless genitalia.

FUNNIEST-SHIT EVER!!!!

If this doesn't go down in the Sex Comedy Hall of Fame, there's a problem. Me and my significant tried to use this to get in the mood and we laughed. At that point it was better therapy than the act of "Making Fuck". Great job! You all, should be very proud.

Get Aaralyn in your next porn

I would love to see her titty-fuck a cock instead of a DVD.

Note sure, you know

I'm kind of on the fence here, but I'm leaning towards thinking the dialogue (particularly the use of metaphor and alliteration) and lighting were a bit better in the Tuesday review.

Tough call though.

Positively Stakhanovite effort, nonetheless (in the true Soviet sense).

Hogan

I agree

But we had to make it into a two-parter, if only for the butt-clapping.

Buckton, What is with the

Buckton,

What is with the hairy beav's? I feel like 1990 again, and thats like not a good feeling..

The rest were funny... (especially the jizzshot)

Hey, I like hairy beave

what can I say? Plus, 1990 ruled! That was the year I first touched a vagina and that shit was hairy as FUCK

dearest meatball,

you are one kick ass editor

love,
herpes

I told you before, Herpes...

Keep your chancre-ific mitts off of me!

Got my copy!

ha ha, this shit is hilarious. most enjoyable porno to watch for more than it's making fuck content next to pirates2.

ha ha, watching the "braveheart" moment now. fucking killing me.

Well...

now that popporn is all thousandaires from making a movie, you need to have a field trip shoot. Popporn and Aaralyn, day at the gun range. Seriously, she could pistol whip Buckton and make him cry, it would be awesome.

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very cool review! love bush! stumbled this site! love it cool
thank you,
jim1953speed