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NEW THIS WEEK - CHEERLEADERS (DIGITAL PLAYGROUND)

Tue, 04/01/2008 - 10:59am — MEAT BALL

Apparently we love cheerleaders, and who can blame us?

Much like last week's pick, this week's number one porno focuses on slutty teenagers filled with so much school spirit (and cum) that it's dripping out of their vaginas. It's a classy little number called Cheerleaders, directed by Digital Playground's primo smut-maker, Robby D.

This movie's got it all, as our hosts Spock BUCKTON and Kate Hate will be more than happy to explain. Feast on our bullet points of pure truth:

  • It's got a nine-girl orgy
  • It's got Manuel Ferrara's fat French cock
  • It's got Tommy Gunn's allegedly tiny testicles
  • Most importantly, it's got multiple sex scenes starring POPPORN's most beautiful writer, Stoya, which is a good enough reason to buy the movie all by itself.

Don't forget, our reviews have zoobs now. Plus, Spock shaved his beard because somebody called him too furry. So that guy should be happy. Also, fuck that guy.

Get watching.


CHEERLEADERS

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Comments

Tue, 04/01/2008 - 12:25pm — Anonymous (not verified)

Goddmanit I love boobs. I

Goddmanit I love boobs. I love boobs....

Tue, 04/01/2008 - 12:35pm — Brian Bangs

Haha

Yes, they are an amazingly diverse thing in this universe. Like snow flakes.

- Not Fade Away

Tue, 04/01/2008 - 2:39pm — Stoya

...

meat ball wasn't furry. just a little lumberjack-y

zoobs are great! like on kate hate.

*end transmission*

Tue, 04/01/2008 - 3:57pm — MEAT BALL

What

Nobody ever said Meat Ball was furry. It was Spock the guy was talking about.

Meat Ball is robust.

Tue, 04/01/2008 - 4:21pm — Stoya

durr...

oops. :)

Tue, 04/01/2008 - 4:37pm — Spock BUCKTON

What gives?

You write for our damn blog and you can't even tell me and MEAT BALL apart? Hey, that's cool... just don't get offended if we start calling you Jesse Jane by mistake. ;)

Tue, 04/01/2008 - 4:44pm — MEAT BALL

Fuuuuuuuuck THAT

I'm gonna make a point to start calling her Mick Blue on purpose.

Tue, 04/01/2008 - 6:27pm — Stoya

stop being so cranky. all my

stop being so cranky. all my brain cells are taken up with sexing.

:P

Tue, 04/01/2008 - 2:45pm — Stoya

and...

how fucking hot is manuel ferrara?

i saw him when we were shooting pirates 2.

he had face hair

it was hot. see. face hair is hot.

Tue, 04/01/2008 - 3:40pm — Kate Hate

if i ever enter the real

if i ever enter the real life porno industry, i would want my first scene to be with mr. ferrara. lucky, lucky stoyabot.

Tue, 04/01/2008 - 4:22pm — Stoya

you should totally

enter the real life porno industry. on my face. like your vagina is a face mask and we're having a sars epidemic.

Tue, 04/01/2008 - 4:55pm — Kate Hate

that is absolutely the

that is absolutely the hottest thing i've ever heard, especially involving sars.

Tue, 04/01/2008 - 9:29pm — Lexi LaVey (not verified)

don't leave me out ladies...

i want in on this action. I want a pussy mask tooo!!!

Tue, 04/01/2008 - 9:27pm — Lexi LaVey (not verified)

Kate Hate is....

the greatest thing since that guy pissed in my ass, cam in my face and left me naked and bruised in the middle of Market street.

I <3 Kate Hate!! If only you could piss in my ass...maybe we could use a funnel? Call me ;)

Wed, 04/02/2008 - 1:07pm — Kate Hate

i think we can arrange this.

i think we can arrange this. expect a call soon.

Wed, 04/02/2008 - 1:55pm — Stoya

enema bag

she can pee in an enema bag.

and mix it with champagne.

*evil smile*

Wed, 04/02/2008 - 2:41pm — Brian Bangs

Seriously?

Ladies,

Christ died for your sins...

- Not Fade Away

Wed, 04/02/2008 - 5:35pm — Kate Hate

well you def. know how i

well you def. know how i feel about slut juice aka pink champagne.