Here's how you know you are fucked.

You work all day on a blog, you do everything you can to try and make it bigger and better and more interesting from day to day. You develop a great team of contributors, all with a unique style, to offer their ideas, opinions, rants and thankfully humorous, intelligent and downright bizarre opinions on the world at large. You offer that content under the popular (yet still somewhat risque) umbrella of the adult entertainment industry toss in a sprinkling of comic book and toy nerdalism and sooner or later, things start to roll. You get lucky. People say, hey, make a porno! People don't run away from your requests for interviews and you think to yourself, okay, now we're getting somewhere. Your don't rest on your laurels of course, no, you keep pushing...setting new goals to reach. But you feel as tho you've got things under control.

But then you find out some ultra-plus sexy lady sent you photos of her epic zoobs to publish on your blog and you fucked it all up! Yep, that's right. See? Fucked.

However, there are always do-overs. Folks, please meet Jessie-Lynne! She's a model and part-time webcam model and goddamn deadly. Turns out she submitted photos to us waaay back in January and somehow, we missed em! Welp, we were able to kiss and make-up with her and convince her send in some new pictures especially for you to wish everyone a happy 4th of July! What's even better? Jessie-Lynne is currently in a contest for Maiden of the Month on Metal Ink and we want her to win!

All you have to do is groove out to these fucking killer peekshures then click on the banner below to vote for our new best friend. Seriously, she wants you to have a Happy 4th! Can't you at least take a second to help a gal kick some ass in a web based contest? Sure ya do! Now hop to it!

Fuck.

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