AN OPEN LOVE LETTER TO JOHNNY HAZZARD - SEXUALLY YOURS, STOYA

Dear Johnny Hazzard:

Boys like you make me wish I could have a reversible sex change...or be like one of those omni-sexual worms with both kinds of parts. Seriously. I could tape my boobs down and wear a jock strap. Maybe you wouldn't notice the lack of cock? Your name came up in a discussion about porn stars in the homosexual side of the industry, and when Google sent me to your website I was overcome with this intense desire to lick your armpit just under that tattoo that covers your right pectoral and upper arm. It's almost as beautiful a piece of art as your adorable face. I'm sure if I dug around on the internet I'd find the story of why you got it, but that seems a bit stalker-y. Not that this post doesn't...

Those 'Wrong Side of the Tracks' stills are sextacular, and how amazing is being in a porn movie that centers around an 8-inch metal dildo shaped like a bolt? Pretty fucking amazing, especially since you play both top and bottom. Versatility is hot, but not quite as hot as your apparently rock hard washboard stomach... and other rock hard parts.

Ok, I'm going to giggle nervously now and send this off to be edited for spelling errors (if by spelling errors you mean anything that might lead to a restraining order).

Sexually yours,

Stoya

P.S. - Fuck art, let's dance!

Comments

How typical...

The girl that likes to have sex...alot wants to have sex with the gay man. This is why life sucks.

Kill me.

....

way to be emo.

Who doesn't

want to have sex with homosexuals? If I had a dollar for every lesbian I'd love to get down with I could buy and sell your sorry ass.

What the hell is this place?!

ha ha ha ha ha...this place is new...but I should've guessed you'd be up to no good :P

Nope

Buddy, we're up to ALL good. Pay fucking attention.

Stoya, here's my thoughts.

Stoya, here's my thoughts. good for you! I think equal opportunity love is awesome! I'm an old hippy tho, but even at my age I can still appreciate good ol animal magnetism. Keep up the good work!

all you have to do is dance :)

he's dancing, and he's not too tall, and quite fashionable. And in the same industry she is, can't help it, actors, tennis players, and dream catches like these two, can't be helped. :)

I'm straight and I'd bang

I'm straight and I'd bang that guy! Except he has to keep the dancign to a minimum!

i also posted this comment on 92

Just in case 1) my first comment is shredded and/or 2) I didn't follow directions to "talk to me via comments on my popporn(dot)com articles" meaning articles written by and not just about... here it is:
I’ve watched your (STOYA) GameLink.com interview at AVN a few times. It appears to me that after discussing your first project with Digital Playground and the studio asking, “do you want to keep doing this?”, you pause and wipe a tear. The video interview cuts and you begin talking about how “porn is not my entire life”… That is what I wanted to talk about, whether or not my interpretation of the precursor is correct or not.
You ARE more than a pornographer. I’m certain that someone hurt you when you were very vulnerable. Whether that is true or not is also irrelevant, b/c I wanted you to know that you can live a painful life without hurting… And, it doesn’t matter whether you believe me or not – but that you trust it is possible.
PS – You might be wondering why you would listen to a guy that was watching an interview of you from AVN. All I can say is, I didn’t write this for me – but for you. Finally, if I am correct about the tear, it is okay to cry…

I will take dance classes with you

seriously.

-- T

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