BEFORE YOU WATCH THIS VIDEO. We feel that we ought to warn you. The video you're about to watch is educational, informative and some would even say essential. But you should know, by watching this video, you hereby declare that you are indeed gay.

It's cool with us, we just want to be sure that it's cool with you, you know?

Anyway, if you went ahead and clicked play, you now know that today's video is crammed full of well-lubed male bungs, swinging nutsacks, buttplugs, latex gloves and...uh...lectures on lube safety. Wow. That sounds interesting, huh?

Come on, you bitch-ass suckas. Open up your minds just a little bit, open up your assholes a little bit wider and groove yourself out on an X-rated tutorial on the simple pleasures a man can have by having a woman cram something up his shitpipe.

Enjoy, fuckaz!

TRISTAN TAORMINO'S EXPERT GUIDE TO ANAL PLEASURE FOR MEN

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