So...by now, unless you've been ignoring every other word we say (which, granted, is possible, though unfortunate), you've heard about how we went and crossed that line from being porn enthusiasts, critics and (sort of) writers to being full-fledged pornographers in our own right (while maintaining our status as enthusiasts, critics and (sort of) writers, naturally). We've been cramming every last nugget of info we can about our upcoming film down your throats so fuckin' far that you would have thought you guys were starring in the latest installment of Gag on This or something.
So, with that being said...are you ready to hear about POPPORN's second foray into pornographic film making? You wanna groove out on movie #2?
Well, motherfuckers, we're proud as shit to announce 3rd Degree Films' upcoming star-studden fuck party, TMSleaze. As you may have guessed, this fucker's gonna be POPPORN's first entry into the oh-so-popular genre of spoofs and parodies (why we didn't choose ALF, I'll never know, apparently), and you better believe we're knock the spoof world on it's well-adapted-ass with this fucker.
The subject matter? Well, unless you're a reclusive douchebag who hasn't watched TV or noticed popular culture in the last decade or so, you've heard of the popular celebrity-gossip-shithead-conglomerate known as TMZ (who today is featuring a front-page story on those Jon and Kate assholes. I wonder how many porno studios are currently in production on a spoof of those fuckers? Three? Twelve?). This shit was crying out for a spoofin', and wait until you see the fuckin' treatment it gets. The script started out as somewhat irreverant, moved on to ribald, and eventually ended up somewhere between side-splittingly hilarious and evil. With lots and lots of choad involved.
Man, I love the word "choad". Maybe our next movie can be called "The Choad Monster". Sort of like a C.H.U.D. remake?
So dig this shit:
Lord...prepare to be offended...with CUM!
Check out the sneak peek above, and keep the change, you filthy animal!
Also, please be sure to buy our first movie. Everyone else did, and they'll probably make fun of you if you don't buy it. I know we will.