God damn. What was originally a simple contest that we thought might entertain our readers has turned into one of the biggest events in POPPORN.com history (not that we have that much of a history). The first official, TWITTER TITS CONTEST resulted in over one hundred entries of marvelous, beautiful and diverse zoobs. We narrowed it down to our most diverse selection of 20 and then took it to the streets.

Well the streets had a shit ton to say, that much is clear. With over 200 comments from readers giving their opinions on who should win the $500 super prize the race only got tighter and tighter. However, at the end of the day, we went to a professional to be the king shit of deciding.

That super judge? None other than Wicked Pictures Contract Star jessica drake

That's right, one of our most favorite people in the whole world reviewed our top twenty zoobs and picked our winner. We also have two runner-ups who will also win a little something something from our friends at TLAraw.com.

So, without further ado...the grandprize winner of $500 bucks courtesy of Anarchy Films is...

NUMBER 7!

You can follow her here!

jessica had this to say about juding:

"Ok, after much hands-on deliberation, I like 7 and 14. Great idea plugging the site...that means not only does she have great tits but she's smart too. I like that! But I'd def do 14 too. I think 7 wins by a nipple tho! :-)"

So there you have it folks. Our twitter tits winner is number 7 and our runner up:

NUMBER 14!

You can follow her here!

Now seriously, buy our movie!

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