Here at POPPORN, we've spent years building a plethora of business relationships in the porn and sex toy industry, and to entirely honest, there have been times when we allowed certain facts to pass us by in the interest of maintaining healthy relationships. Of course, this is common practice in just about any business - Burger King never publicizes their use of horse meat and pig brain, apple never brings up the strains of super-bacteria housed inside their iphones to retard data spoilage - but as a human being it gets to the point where enough is enough.
The tipping point for me, I guess, was the press release I received yesterday regarding Big Teaze Toys' "Verspanken", and it's recent ETO Award nomination for Best Male Product. Because that particular sex toy once blew up on my chest.
Last week, adult performer Rocco Reed announced his retirement from the adult industry via another news agency? Ya know what Rocco, fuck you!
Sorry, we take that back. You are kind of a sweet guy, but seriously, you couldn't have broken the news with your friends here at POPPORN? I don't know if you know this, but we pretty much built your career.
Last night, I live tweeted my viewing of the Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom sex video. I did it because I felt that the public deserved to know just what they were getting into before they purchased this DVD. I've been duped numerous times by celebrity DVD's that were poorly shot, featured very little actual sex and in some instances, didn't even include the famous person they promoted on the cover, i.e. that John Hillerman DVD that was floating around back in 2005.
So, it appears there's a tot of hubbub surrounding Alex Chance in the past few days. Even Brian Bangs got in on the action this very morning when he shouted, "Who the hell is Alex Chance?" to a room full of Popporn staffers (not unlike that TMZ room).
According to the reliable pornographic media, Ms. Chance has been accused by some guy named "Peter" of giving her syphilis while he had hired her to be banged by him. His accusations came in the form of a letter that had been mailed to the AIDS Healthcare Foundation, as well as to the blog of some dork named Mike South. The accusations come soon after Mr. Marcus went through a very public syphilis situation, and during the much-ballyhooed condom debate in porn. Rather than get into a bunch of hubbub about who said what, we figure we'd better just print this gentleman's letter in full so that you may ome to your own conclusions. So without further ado...
In a stunning move that no one saw coming, 2012 AVN Best New Starlet Brooklyn Lee has been fired from the pornographic film industry by none other than 2012 AVN Best New Starlet Brooklyn Lee! We knew the two were at odds, but this move came out of nowhere!
It's Wednesday morning. Nothing good can come of that. Sure, comic books come out today, but aside from that today is just the piece of shit crammed in the middle of the week to remind us that not yet time to dive in to Friday night's requisite drunken haze, and it's far too early to start getting excited about a new Game of Thrones.
So to hell with trying to come up with "actual"* news for today. We're just going to repost this photo, originally found on Mike Quasar's AARP-award-winning blog.
Maybe you aren't old enough to remember, but back in 2004, a young blonde named Charlotte Stokely started doing things that people would jerk off to. She was known for her fair complexion, small bewbs and bulbous ass. She started in numerous pornographic flicks, was a part of the poorly named, "alt" porn scene for a spell and in 2007, she was an AVN Best New Starlet nominee.
Then she quietly disappeared.
Don't get us wrong. We're not wondering what Kagney Linn Karter is up to because YouTube videos of dog's poo'in remind us of Kagney. It's just that we are bored today, so while looking at videos of dog's poo'in on YouTube we got to wondering what Kagney Linn Karter is up to.
Did she die?
Since Sasha Grey left the adult business (and slightly before), it seemed as though she was dead set on becoming a serious artist of one sort or another. She made that one art house movie, she released her not-really-pornographic coffee table book, she participated in some weird cyberpunk thing, she promoted controversial literacy among children...the list goes on. Sasha was well on her way to becoming one of those indecipherable titans of culture, an artist. Or, barring that, at least a raconteur of some sort.
Had you been unlucky enough to end up in Atlantic City, New Jersey last weekend you would have successfully avoided Super Storm Sandy (it hit 6 months ago!) but would have found yourself smack dab in the middle of another shit storm.
Last weekend, Exxxotica hit the Jersey shore!
When you have a sex scene simply titled Go Fuck Yourself it certainly has everything there for you to be curious about its contents. When it features porno hotties Audrey Bitoni and sexy starlet Raven Bay being plowed through like a farmer tiling his field by the one and only Johnny Sins, it certainly merits some watching and stroking.
Remember a little while back, when we told you about how TLA RAW was having their annual awards, and that you had better get your degenerate asses in gear and start casting votes, or else the truly deserving porn makers of 2012 would go un-celebrated, and all would then be lost? Well, we're hoping you heeded our warnings and voted, because if you didn't you missed you fucking chance! Nice work, Einstein!
AVN Hall of Fame Director Mike Quasar can now check off "Genius", "Inventor" and "Inventi-genius" (next to pornographer, artisinal drummer and alcoholic) on his next job resume because he's done the impossible. He's figured out a way to document and (more importantly) publish thoughts on the internet. It's called simply, "blogging".