Welp, the bastion of pornographic commentary known as AVN has unleashed their annual award nominations and there are, as you may have expected, few surprises to be found. Although, I will be gracious enough to admit that given the billion or so categories, it would be somewhat difficult to find any surprises if they did happen to be hidden in that pussyjuice-crusted haystack, given the billion or so nominees announced yesterday. I know it's generally the case where there are fewer performers left out than those nominated, but good lord...can't we just pick five movies to collectively whack off to and be done with it. We all like to hear our name read out loud by that kid from One Direction (I assume he's presenting an award this year), but get a grip, people!
Anyway, billions of nominees notwithstanding, I think I can safely predict that this year's unsung Male Performer award will go to Travis Varjak, because seriously, who's Travis Varjak?
Today's news informed us that the NSA - which I actually thought was the same thing as the NBA until this morning - has been spying on the porn viewing habits of muslim extremists as a method of discrediting them. Apparently, the idea here is that these radical figures have trouble maintaining their authority when their public and private personas appear to be contradictory. You know, because if you're involved in a radical extremist cell, you don't want any weirdos in charge.
Honestly, I would've assumed that if jihad and terror's your thing, a little cum-glazing and tit-fucking here and there won't be too much of a turn off. But hey, what the fuck do I know about jihad? Nothing, as far as the government is concerned (I hope).
There is always something to be said about seeing exclusive pornstars featured in a new release. Porn production company Digital Playground has announced the release of director Robby D’s new XXX feature called “Erotico” starring Digital Playground exclusives Stoya and Bibi Jones. Erotico also features performers: Bonnie Rotten, Dani Daniels & Monique Alexander.
Well, it turns out those of you who are extra pervy might be a tad more mentally stable than those of us practicing a more vanilla style of sexual experimentation. Apparently researchers have found correlations between those who practice BDSM and sado-masachism and those who score higher on mental health tests.
Remember the other day when we said, "Fuck it, we quit?" Well, you should probably be saying the same thing. Especially if you are (or ever plan on being ) a parent. That's because, while the world is rumored to be a glorious place filled with wonder, opportunity and random acts of kindness, it often feels more like a putrid hell hole filled with indifference, misfortune and premeditated acts of cruelty. Acts such as feeding kids semen cookies.
I ask you, who feeds children semen laced cookies? A guy named Mark Berndt, that's who!
Time to roll up those sleeves, put down that gaming remote and 64 oz. Big Gulp, come out of the basement (or whatever dank hole you find yourself occupying) and log off OkCupid.com so you can jump on over to the AVN Awards page. Why?
Because you're a fan of pornography, son and it's your time to vote!
If you're really gross or overly-comfortable with your less than average physical appearance and believe that sex really should be an openly (meaning publicly) displayed act of "beauty" and "erotica" well then you're a goddamn hippie that deserves to live in Portland, Oregon.
If I were a parent and I found my family facing financial hardship I might suggest to my child that he or she find a job so as to contribute to the economic stability of the nuclear unit.
According to the email I got, if you like porn stars, Vegas or dirt cheap products, you're gonna love the service I'm about to outline. Of course, if you'd ask me, I'd say that if you like porn stars, Vegas and dirt cheap products, you're probably a dirtbag, but that's beside the point.
In case you missed it, Jenna Jameson is back. She's not back to performing in hardcore porn movies (just yet) but she's back slumming around the porn industry (as if she didn't essentially tell it to go fuck itself a few years ago). I suppose this is surprising but considering Manwin changed its name to MindGeek, we're pretty much assuming everything is up for grabs right now. I mean hell, at this point, it wouldn't shock us to learn that Rocco Reed's straight!
Last Friday, Manwin (the largest adult entertainment operator in the world) announced they would be changing their name to MindGeek.
We have to be honest, we didn't dig this news piece up because (as you should know by now) we don't actually dig anything up. We regurgitate. Perhaps we resuscitate from time to time and we often recuperate but in regards to "research" and "investigation" nah, man. Just, nah.
So, if a fan of this blog writes to us and tips us off to a piece of news that might make for a story, well, we jump at the opportunity to slack off, cut and paste and leave the real investigative porn journalism to the nerds. So thank you fan of POPPORN who sent that email this morning. You're helping us cut out a little early today.
The creators at Mofos have channeled all that is punk into Sex Pistols themed porno scene featuring Stacey Sexton and pornstar Brandi. Mofos has a reputation for having the best amateur women that money can buy. The scenes part of Mofos bevy of spank bank porn has this amazing quality to it that draws you in. It’s the realness of it, the guy behind the camera adds his own commentary and in this Mofos B-Sides a tatted up Stacey Sexton gets her initiation into the industry filming her first XXX scene and gets her first lesbian experience.
Last week, adult performer Danny Wylde announced that, effective immediately, he would no longer be performing sex in front of a camera for pay. Wylde reported via his own blog that the cause of his sudden retirement was, "...a medical issue associated with my use of performance-enhancing, erectile dysfunction drugs." He went on to say, "I've received professional medical advice to stop. If I don't, I face the likelihood of some pretty nasty, long-term problems.”
Not that we're any kind of experts on the subject or anything. The last time we tried to use our collective brains to design a DVD cover, it came out something like this. But when I look at this new direcor's cut cover, I can't help but feel like I could pretty easily eat a handful of dried sperms and then shit them out on a computer and hit print and somehow end up with a better looking cover.